a man in a white shirt and tie says a golden opportunity in front of a scoreboard ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie says a golden opportunity in front of a scoreboard

Me: I’m gonna take a break
Opportunities:

A week of not having to go to a plantation has passed.

Is this what the house slaves felt? (Aside from the abuse and you know…being slaves part 👀)

Why would you name yourself ‘nine ine’? 9ine? What does that even mean?

Hearing an ad you did 5 years ago on the airwaves is craaaazy

The Accountant is getting a sequel and I’m so fucking hyped

I’ve been flip flopping between feeling like I’m getting out and wanting to die all day.

This could either be the light at the end of the tunnel or I’ve gone too far into the tunnel and I’m being greeted by the afterlife 🙃

Dawg. Depression is so crazy cuz why am I here bawling like a bitch? I was ‘fine’ not even 10 minutes ago

I hate this alphabet bank so fucking much

I think I’ve reached peak Jamaican. Soup for Saturday ‘dinner’

No more funerals for 2025 please. Thanks

I think my children have too many toys

Nuh Chinese restaurant nuh wanna hire me?

The song starts ‘come like a rushing wind, come like never before’ and I must believe is about Jesus?

🤣🤣🤣

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎄

For those still thinking of gifts for me, know that money is welcome and always appreciated 😘😘

Shout out to my work husband. Say bye bye migraines 😭😭

🤤🤤

🙄

a young girl wearing a hat and earrings is making a funny face . ALT: a young girl wearing a hat and earrings is making a funny face .

*tells friend I told my boss I need more consistent praise and acknowledgement*

Her: it’s your praise kink demanding the attention

I understand why they drag Duane every day enuh. Everyday he chooses violence

Wondering when I wrote this.

Only reason I have lunch is because I know I’m ’supposed to’ eat by a certain time. Otherwise I’m cruising til 3/4 and all of a sudden gonna drop down 😂

#tasteesjamaica you don’t believe in cooking food? My whole lunch meds get mash cuz y’all decided I should get raw fish 🤢🤢🤢

Unsurprisingly when they walked in in this outfit, all the other kids were jealous while the parents couldn’t believe I would choose sumn like this over stuck up ‘church clothes’.

We indeed are the new parents

Anyway, here’s the fun one

Got my kids school pics and tell me why they were serious that they weren’t gonna smile properly?!

They are out here disrespecting me at every turn and honestly 🙃🙃🙃

*me on the phone*

My 5yo: mommy it’s bed time. Time to get off the call. I’m coming in there right now and you better be hanging up…

When did they start parenting their parents so early?!

It’s too early in the morning for me to be this pissed off enuh

I’m trying to go back to sleep and it ain’t working out

Same 👀