recession indicator: women be doing me raw and pulling out

i just go to a university website to find a geologist to email when i need to ask what kind of rocks i should eat for dinner

photo of my Switch 2 screen showing the Tomodachi Life drawing editor. I drew a pack of cigarettes resembling Marlboro, except it has the Mario Kart DS logo on it instead

giving Snake something to smoke

I already pay so much for the world's biggest condom and now prices are increasing :(

HEADLINE: Animal Farm's creative bankruptcy is summed in a single song SUBHEADLINE: All you need to know about Andy Serkis' absurd adaptation is that it starts with a barnyard rap. By Jacob Oller | April 22, 2026 | 4:00pm

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this is nutso

just 10 more minutes of today please

does this mean that Walken-voice is really just the world's worst bugs bunny impersonation??

Correct. And it's particularly bad in the House because it means hundreds of thousands of people go without any representation for months at a time.

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

I hate doing this, but this week is not a good week for me. Doctor's fees, missing work, work itself, anniversary of my father's passing and birthday right next to eachother is draining me mentally and physically. I despise myself for doing this, I'm sorry cash.app/$GaoRush

HEADLINE: Confused Tony Hawk Gains Additional Life After Collecting Wrong Letters.

Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
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I need you to understand that any method for 'verifying' age, as opposed to self-reporting age, is going to- by necessity- be both a major risk to personal security and also a significant violation of privacy.

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We just got the first toy listings for the next Project Red show and they're slated to start coming out July 25th

slabbing a book of newsprint paper-quality printing is a new fucking low

you see, flash's charm point is that he has a fat ass, but superman's charm is that he has fat boobs. ultraman has both though, so who is the best superhero?

that's right, cutie honey!

Are they gonna bring back winter movies just so the off-season PR heroes also have something theatrical to show or is there just going to be this lower class of hero shows airing between August-February (?) that don't get to have summer movies and you can't do shit about it

Project Red is gonna be a really fascinating thing to observe. If Gavan only lasts five months, is the same gonna apply to Omegahorn? Are they gonna progressively do longer and longer show until they're back to approx. 50 eps? What's the annual summer movie situation? We're in uncharted waters, yo

“Thanks to the power of AI, I am free to pursue my true passion: posting online all day about how much I let AI do for me.”

The Padme / Anakin meme but "... and federal employees too, right?"

Looking into Takao Nakano is awesome. Guy who only wrote/directed/acted in old school porno films and porn parody films for 2 decades was suddenly hired in the 2010s to write for MULTIPLE Ultraman TV shows. He was the head writer for a good chunk of them!

I don't know if I'd survey Japanese women in their 30s/40s on the sea being made of pudding but I'll think about it

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

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How American Kamen Rider fans look at you when you tell them the Odagiri Effect has no scientific evidence backing it up

Why @why.bsky.team Follow Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea. 1:43 AM • Apr 22, 2026 Everybody can reply 4 reposts 63 quotes 147 likes 13 saves 205 67 147 •••

A lot of tech men really into AI just want a secretary

Here’s the difference:

Trans people want to live life in a way that makes them happy and comfortable.

TERFs want trans people to live lives than make TERFs happy and comfortable.