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Posts by Arbiter of Comedy

Video websites are trying to make me mad about the volleyball kid, but they also taught me my dad did the best he could with what he had so impossible to say if they are good or bad

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One time my friend said I do mountain climbers like the guy who invented mountain climbers would want them to be done.

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Still can’t shake this, don’t know why, feeling bad about taking a day off. No matter how many times I do it or how many times I’ve worked while someone is out and nothing changes.

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A podcast is and always will be about goofing around, get a couple people on the mic and you goof. Nothing more nothing less.

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Boomer grandparents love to get in the way at hockey practice

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Aussie staring at a treat with mountains in the. Ack

Aussie staring at a treat with mountains in the. Ack

10 miles with the big dog

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Foundation goes hard. Love that red headed guy.

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There’s definitely people that don’t like me, and there’s people I don’t like, but I don’t fear for my safety. Once in high school a kid wrote John Flagg must die on a notebook, but it was before columbine so nobody cared.

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Blank check can’t make you do this, it’s against the law.

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We drove down to Tennessee last year and even after being at quantico for three years at the turn of the century I had no idea how big Virginia is until I drove through it east to west.

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Had no idea it was a true story until the end

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So good. Chris Tucker went off.

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Man doing an obstacle course race with the short shorts on

Man doing an obstacle course race with the short shorts on

Man standing in front of clouds on a screen with short shorts on

Man standing in front of clouds on a screen with short shorts on

Man standing on a stair case holding a hot dog wearing short shorts.

Man standing on a stair case holding a hot dog wearing short shorts.

Seems to be some shorts discourse going on, but I just want to remind everyone that I’ve been having an absolute blast in 5 inchers for the last 2-3 summers.

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Had the 30 plus notifications bubble this morning and I thought it was all over but I have wiggled my way into obscurity again

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Hard for me to buy that the pope is weak on crime when the punishment for stealing is burning in hell forever.

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But I love hearing you guys talk about nuts, websites, gross cereal, and my hiring needs.

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4 hour guys.

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Ever since they beat up the secret service guys and nothing happened to them I’ve been somewhat suspicious, but then I got really into billions for a while and kind of lost interest.

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My son is playing freaks by surf curse on the guitar. Thought it took longer for them to be cooler than you.

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There used to be this old guy who hung from shit on the ceiling at the espresso bar and I just realized I’m probably older at least as old as he was back then. Wild to think about

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Gotta hand it to Rufus Sewell, same sets for the matrix.

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Whoa I watched it two nights ago, it is fucking great.

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Timing the market*

*stopping mortgage payments with just enough time to have a little walking around money before nuclear winter

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Unhinged. Even Lil B kept the ratio at a reasonable level.

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Previously unheard of levels of nonsense, a master at work.

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Whatever it was sounds like it was happening in a dorm room

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A 5 gallon bucket to put my tools in would fix me

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They beat the crap out of the Red Sox, which will probably mean less and less as they continue to their way to the cellar.

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I didn’t spend the first half of my life internalizing the guilt and shame of Catholicism for some bunch of fly by night lunatics to swoop in and fuck it all up.

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Handsome dog with his tongue out sitting on a big rock

Handsome dog with his tongue out sitting on a big rock

We like our time alone in the forest.

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