an illustration by Spindle of the characters Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto. Miku is taking a selfie with the caption "finally convinced her to go to the gym! 💪" while Teto is barely able to bench press, as the weights fall on her

💪

カリオストロ Cagliostro
#戦姫絶唱シンフォギア
#シンフォギア
#symphogear

Old-school Yuri: "We share a... special bond" (smiles enigmatically)

Modern Yuri: "It's the opening scene and I've informed everybody here that this girl is my future wife"

Yuri from the intermediate period: "This is my best friend. We sleep in the same bed, as best friends do"

Iono and the hex

a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?” the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.” then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

comm work!

How the turntables

i believe in transfem Jax tbh💕✨

An alien is seen arriving on earth and changing their appearance to the of a human woman. She says: "Base, I've reached earth! I'll infiltrate and start the domination of Earth!!!" A few weeks passes and the disguised alien is seen having dates with a human woman. Hanging out and even having ice cream. She reports the status of her mission to her ship: "MISSION STATUS: To blend in, I've found a human partner. I-i think the mission might take a bit more time! H-hehe!" Years pass and the alien is no longer disguised or hiding herself from her human wife. Both of them are seen cuddling, happy in their house with their own human/alien baby daughter and two cats. The Alien General is questioned by her ship about the mission status, as years passed by without any news, they ask: "Mission Status, General?" And the redeemed Alien General answers: "Uuuuhhh, Humans are VERY DANGEROUS! CANCEL EARTH DOMINATION! I'LL STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH THEM!!!"

Pink Kryptonite

i had to :3

he got swagger

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

".. Girls, you do realise everyone can see you?"

Adachi Rei quadruped model!

Poteto Potahto❤️
#teto

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

gorp?!

average conspiracy cycle when it’s actually real

no one needs therapy like therapists

some of yall out there aint ready for a fat transgender butch. and thats okay, cause sometimes my eyes hurt stepping out into the sunlight too

epic

News article: "BREAKING: Blood cancer can now be completely treated..." Kendrick (Twitter???): > America leaves the World Health Organization. > Rest of the world literally starts curing cancer.

Iono

ok I like how I doodled Dess's face here,,,

"Okies" (I say this, it's cute and endearing)

"Okay" (fairly neutral, gets the point across)

"ok" (SCARY)

"k" (**DEMONIC**)

yuri is the right of all sentient beings

@hehimta on twitter quote tweet update: jk rowling has somehow (despite maritime law) wiped over a decade of port logs/etc, her boat is completely delisted. strange behaviour. @hehimta on twitter oh tweet BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services, not just AIS off; the entire vessel...

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?

cat that girls