How many kegs could a Kash Patel down if he does nothing else but drink?

Also, an “extraordinarily brilliant person” would know not to call themselves that…

And by “ United States” I take it they mean US Taxpayers …

F*ck them

I’m done paying Federal taxes till these criminals are all out

I’ll give him .00004% leeway for an inherited vocal disorder.

But definitely never want to hear from ANY of this sh*t show crowd ever again..

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

Sure …. Only MAGA and his sycophants will be forced to fly on this disaster…

Or is he grifting it to himself, after WE pay $250,000,000 (his new favorite number) in overhauls??

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All this time we’ve ALL been doing
percentages wrong???

Oh great … Now the “Dr” “Jesus”
is another “Einstein” in the family??

Is there a real Dr in the house??

Sign of “extraordinarily brilliant people” ?

They NEVER tell you they are

Anybody bought a home???

What hallucinogen are they all taking???

“Blame it on Biden”

He’s ruined EVERYTHING

Wish I could have felt immense pride about our astronauts circling the moon, but even THAT was tinged with sadness about all the other chaos he has caused.

No July 4th or celebrating 250 yrs.
He has totally destroyed it

So the Justice Department admits in its own filings that the following groups are extremist groups. Can someone ask Patel and Blanche how aggressively DOJ/FBI are monitoring them, considering how dangerous they are? Are they screening gov employees for affiliations with these groups?

This isn't a lawsuit. It's a fucking wire transfer dressed up as litigation. The single largest public sector robbery in American history, happening in broad daylight, while the press politely calls it a "resolution."

Register whatever he wants

He’ll always be nothing but Captain Underpants

Time (long passed) to just admit we do not have a United States or a working govt. Just an endless series of insane rants from a maniac in the WH, w/his toady sycophants suing anybody that stands up to him.

And using the “250” for EVERYTHING just to pretend they care. $250,000,000 every lawsuit

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Belated but with sincere best wishes

Pete Hegseth famously promised the Senate he would stop drinking if appointed the "Secretary of Defense."

That's why he calls himself the "Secretary of War."

It's all about the technicalities . . .

Summary:
Tucker didn’t help me get elected

Putin and Elon did

All he left out is “and we all know what religion Kaufman is”

Sickening sick racist piece of sh*t

We need to pass my idea: the C.L.O.W.N. Act (Curbing Lawyer Overreach And Wasteful Nonsense)

Now Figliuzzi should sue both Patel AND that judge …

Sounds like his accusation was NOT hyperbole

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If only my friend..

Todd Blanche throwing a fit about (supposed) millions over several years?

How does he explain his BOSS carting off over FIVE BILLION in ONE YEAR??
And there’s CONSTANT grifting EVERYDAY in the entire family.

A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.

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Did the entire room freeze when he mentioned Arnold Palmer more than once??

Duffy needs to be chained to a laptop with Microsoft Flight, so he can play supersonic flight with imaginary lives.

“Wild”

BALDWIN: Do you think NIH should fund less cancer research?

RFK Jr: No, they should fund more, & one of the few agencies that got a raise in the budget was NCI

B: That increase is less than $1m for an institute with a $7b budget. That's a .01% increase. It wouldn't even cover one additional grant