Later I’m gonna watch it while I drive a fork into my thigh…

Yeah I ate shit for 20 of the 30 minutes. But at least I was taping it 😎

Are those the avengers back there?

It’s crazy when you realize in real time that someone is dumber than you. YOU! The biggest moron on the planet!!! Ay-ai-ai

Sorry

You guys cut a burger in half? I like to cut a burger in half.

Act of war. It’s on.

Just a note to any and all spiders that can read this rn: please don’t get on me. Especially not in the dark.

Fucking “SSS” 😂😂😂😂

Bad news, everyone. I like One Piece now. So far it’s only the live action show but I’m going to the doctor later to see how bad it is. Might sub to Crunchyroll idk.

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Gonna play with my pokemen for a couple hrs. Come through. www.twitch.tv/razorlou

He looks like Krang’s Body going on a date.

I’ve started saying “tits” when something is awesome and lemme tell ya, it is NOT being well received

A crass way to put it? Yes. But it rhymes and I am not above the law.

Ohhhhhhh this was right around the time TJ Miller was jettisoned from Hollywood for touchin butts and bein nuts.

I’m watching “Underwater” with Kristen Stewart and TJ Miller and holy hell this is a great horror movie!? Does it get bad halfway through or something!? Why haven’t I heard of this?!

Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions The Army will now allow recruits to enlist up to age 42 and has removed a waiver requirement for those with a marijuana-related conviction.

Omg these guys are obsessed with me 🙄

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Dear, Algorithm. Please show this post to people who also think they’ve added too many characters to the Progressiverse

Live 2 Vape. Don’t Vape 2 live.

Am I not punk enough to watch a catgirl fuck a wizard in my Father-in-law’s favorite armchair? No I am not…

I want to like Delicious in Dungeon but it’s too horny for polite viewing. They should make a perved-down version of most anime shows for when you are at your inlaws.

My goofs keep going viral on Threads and it’s starting to affect my self esteem :(

Oh no Pokopia is incredible! Oh noooooooooooooo!

Razorlou - Twitch Resident Evil Requiem: Operation Epic Furry

Live on twitch with more Resident Evil Requiem. Come get scared! www.twitch.tv/razorlou

I don’t care for him

Wanna see the scariest part of Resident Evil 9 so far?

I also heard the new Scrubs is good but if I watch it without my wife she will cut one of my fingers off at the knuckle.

Reggie Dinkins is funny, Strip Law is funny, TV is funny. I hope we get to keep making it.

Remember in the Simpsons when Cyprus Hill hires the London Symphony Orchestra, possibly while high and then they do a little of “Insane in the Brain” together? I bet that album would be incredible…

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Sorry, guys. This was the coffee talking. Everything is bad. Don’t try!