(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

Sign saying InCEls are legally prohibited from this property

New slur just dropped.

It's the Kirkland Cognac. Surprisingly terrific. And my kid got me 7 pounds of assorted gummies, most of which I suspect she'll take for herself

I am! But thanks for the permission

You've all got a couple hours left to wish me happy birthday if you'd like

Lemon holding a glass of scotch

What a week. Cheers.

Idiots win. Get overwhelmed by the internet's collective consciousness as you guess the first thing that comes up in Google's autocomplete.

Hey, can the entire internet do something for me real quick? Can you all Google "randy walters is a son of a bitch"? First of all, that video rules, but also I really want to add this as a round to idiots win.

idiots.win?q=randy+walt...

Damn I could go for some lemon poundcake right about now.

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

Sounds sweet as fuck for something sugar free

What do you call it?

BOOZ Your new favorite way to manage your home bar.

There's now several people managing their home bars with BOOZ.bar Want to add yours? Get at me.

Props to the guy on the corner holding a sign that's says TRUMP CAN ICE DEEZ NUTS
Can't say I understand your message homeboy, but thanks for showing up.

Some stars may have settled in the bottling process.

A (mocked) screenshot of a chat with Grok where the user asks Grok to make a gender selector with more than 2 options, and Grok throws up and disconnects.

Yeah, that's about what I expected from #grok

What do you think happens if you ask Grok Code to create a gender selector with more than 2 options?

Google maps listing for "OK Hotel". $24.

I'm searching for hotels in Latvia right now. This one seems OK.

Just wanted to share my favorite typo of the week.

No other citizen should be occupied like my city has. No parent should worry about their child being kidnapped by government thugs on their way to school. ICE OUT means ICE OUT EVERYWHERE.
Dismantle and convict.

The goon squads are packing up their things and leaving Minneapolis. And yeah, that's gonna make my daily life easier, but that's not how this ends...

After about a decade of Apple doing absolutely nothing to help with browser standardization, I guess it's nice their codebase ended up accidentally helping somebody.

FULLY in agreement there! As a browser, it's the worst viable option. I wish people would stop using it.
But.... Apparently the js runtime is fast? 🤷

Migrate to Bun runtime with npm backward compatibility by Copilot · Pull Request #64 · AhoyLemon/booz Migrates primary runtime and package manager from Node.js/npm to Bun for faster installs and builds. Maintains full npm compatibility to avoid disrupting existing workflows. Changes CI/CD: Replac...

In case you're curious, here's my bun PR: github.com/AhoyLemon/bo...

I know it says "28 files", but that's because, true to form, I included a bunch of unrelated shit in this branch.

I'm working on a Nuxt project that took ~3s to build, and about 1s to respond to changes. Now it's about 1/5th of that.

Again, not something I'd opt for if it was annoying to implement, but since it was a drop-in replacement, it was absolutely worth it.

Home - Chess online - Dealsbe Let's play chess with anyone all over the world!

But then I tried it out of curiosity and realized converting the project really just meant changing the README.md and that was enough

So that's where I was at for like a year. I was thinking "yeah, I'm sure it's faster but who cares" cause that kind of speed increase is measured in ms

I know I'm late to the party, but everyone was right, #bun is way better than Node.js. Making the switch was worth the minimal effort.

You're off the show, Padma!

Hello chefs. Today's dish is something I like to call "Taki Alfredo"

In lieu of immunity, I'll accept a James Beard award. Just add it to the pile, please.

Sample Bar - Bar Inventory Explore our sample bar inventory - spirits, cocktails, beer, and wine. Check what's available now!

I made a little software platform for people to keep track of what's in their home bar.

hmu if you wanna try it out yourself.
booz.bar/about/