Now I want to read this! Which book?

How would you have used fire tho, without non-stick frying pans OR sunflower oil

Today I learned that when they do a kidney transplant, you end up with 3 kidneys. They don't actually remove your old kidneys, just add a new one.

Mr and Mrs Smith offer the full value chain

Hi

Is it made of wood?

Genetically though, Palestinian Christians are the closest to who Jesus would have been, and how he would have looked like. Just from a dna perspective.

Recovered a dataset of thousands of daily calls to book hotels in Nigeria - starting from 2021 to 2024. Was all on one hard drive that had failed. Took a lot of wrangling to get the data now. Invaluable in this age of AI.

The worst Christmas present giver is that guy who gave his Love a partridge in a pear tree. He just pointed at a random dove and declared it her present

The entire hangover is only in the last glass

That moment when you see your hanging coat in the reflection of the window and you are sure you are about to be murdered

Where did u take it from?

Keyboards. Mice too

We should have medical insurance where you get a way cheaper rate, but you elect to have some surgeries in Venezuela or Congo or so.

I think we need to be far more deliberate about what our last tweets would be

That awkward moment when the shop security beeps as you enter and you realize you're wearing the perfume you stole last time

Using the parents with kids parking should be allowed, even with no kids in the car. We deserve it.

The most famous muskrat ever is probably the one that took the verse in Muskrat Love.

My daughter said that eating noodles is the opposite of pooping and she's right

Getting my wisdom teeth removed, hope I don't end up like that Algernon guy

Steve telling Adam: Is it not boring that we are exactly the same, I wish there were some way I could be the same, but different?

Kinda crazy that the ninja turtles did all those crazy sculptures and paintings and then just gave up art, moved to a basement and eat pizza

I consider being a vegetarian a spectrum, and I am on the meat side of this spectrum

this comment makes it retroactively weird tho, because it became the one interaction u obsess over

You should also do a teeth countdown

It's a big family living super close to each other.

Zionism has been achieved. Israel exists and millions of Jews live there. So what is modern Zionism? It's the expansion of this territory into the Palestinian lands and their expulsion. If you disagree, then tell us - do you agree that Israel should move out of the West Bank?

There you confirm my point. You clearly state that you want to execute ethnic cleansing. That's Zionism.

Alright then - can you state clearly that you think the West Bank is not part of israel and Israel should remain within its borders?