Stick this directly in my veins

here, have some fish from 2002

Me on the Tron Lightcycle Run at Magic Kingdom

Imagine explaining to my 9-year-old, Tron-fanatic self in 1982: Many years from now, DisneyWorld is going to have a Tron lightcycle ride. And you’re going to get to go there and ride it a few times…

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Grateful for this view, one of the only things that still makes sense.

For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....

This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

🧵

posting the julia roberts ad so everyone can refer to it here and not over there

i mean

Yes.

A colorful painting of an isopod in bright rainbow colors.

A colorful painting of an isopod in bright rainbow colors. Acrylics on 11x14 wood panel, 2023. Whether you call them an isopod, woodlouse, pill bug, potato bug, roly poly, or slater, these ubiquitous little arthropods are peaceful and underappreciated little creatures.
#art #animals #psychedelic

No u.

holy shit, the kids are alright

thank god i bought whiskey the day before the power went out 🙂

I never comment. But this time, I wanted to let you know I got your reference.