It'd be hard to top "biting people" tho.

Gritty announces the Eagles' first round pick.

Bonus points: As he's about to reveal the whiteboard he's written the pick on, the network cuts away to announced that it happened.

And yet somehow ABS is actually living up to the promise of speed *and* exactness.

Dickens was clearly a talented writer but nobody has ever exuded "got paid by the word" energy more than he did.

I also read a lot of TERRIBLE stuff in high school (Great Expectations, Ordinary People) which both sharpened my ability to analyze/criticize text and shaped my taste for future reading!

Of course there was a similar phenomenon with the blogosphere in the 2000s. Glenn, some Matts (Stoller, Taibbi), Peter Dao...all more or less Trumpers.

This is why I don't like the Hasan Piker stuff. He reminds me of these people from the past.

"vote shaming & scolding doesn't work, you need to engage left-abstainers positively"

ok, can you show me some examples of you doing that?

"oh no, i didn't mean me"

Always love when this series comes out (even tho I never have a clue who the player is)

dems created an expanded 'covid' welfare state under trump, republicans strangled it under biden

swing voters credited trump & blamed biden for that respectively

there's a moral here, of a sort

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

I’m peanut butter and jealous. Have a great time!

Fuck yeah #LetsGoFlyers

I’m old i still call it the FU Center

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Far and away the best possible option

That’s just facts

Then they rigged it so the Lakers would keep their protected pick from the Sixers 3 straight years.

There’s at least a 15-20% chance it was his son imo

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Are you sure they weren't in the Belgian Congo at the time?

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The last time I was looking forward to something involving discovery this much, it was a Space Shuttle.

Here's the problem - it's assumed that part of the reason the Eagles have shopped Brown is the media circus. Russini was the ringleader of that circus, and someone she's uncomfortably close to stands to benefit from its resolution

Schefter has no reason to have a pro-Pats agenda. Russini appears to

I think abstention folks have ignored how the Democratic base, especially in marginalized communities, views abstention as subjecting them state-sponsored brutality and the abstainers claimed to be allies yet disregarded pleas from marginalized communities not to abstain. The resentment is real.

The greatest country in the world

I loved Dolores O'Riordan too but I don't think we should follow her example in ALL things.

i think it should matter if our leading commentators are consistently wrong about everything

“The rurals love the idea of the Feds paying for their everything, they’re just tired of liberalism and its insistence that queers and coloreds get better living conditions too” yeah, we know, everyone knows, we’ve known it for the last ninety years, why do you think this is a mark in their favor

JK Rowling’s support of transphobia has been absolutely catastrophic for the entire world. She funded a far right movement, tested, weaponized it—and it is a cancer eating away at multiple societies. She normalized a lying narrative about people that will plague future generations. She is a curse.