caw!
squawk!
beep!

…and many more!

bird noises

hell yeah

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

scargopagalos

There is a crow. You should pay more attention.

WHOA HELL YEAH THIS KICKS ASS

basically,

"I'm gonna fly 30 feet straight up into the air"
*is immediately sniped by three fuckers positioned specifically to kill me*

it's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story

Windsy update:
We're fighting a big boss battle and I just lost 90% of my hp in one turn oops

fucking collapse

1,2,3, you won ass party

the album cover of Everything That Happens Will Happen Today by david byrne and brian eno, recreated in the sims 4

was fuckin around in the sims

edited Garfield comic. Jon is looking at a computer in the first panel with a big smile while Garfield stands next to him looking nonplussed. Jon's speech bubble simply says "Homestuck". Jon continues to smile and looks at Garfield in the second panel before turning back to the computer in the third, where Garfield turns towards the reader, looking grouchy. this edit was originally posted by Toby Fox by the way

ball(gut) don’t lie

staring, politely

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Wit training

thinking about large crow this morning

thinking about large crow this evening

i'm gonna come up with some haikus about the situation

you complete me

sometimes i eat a slice of pierogi pizza and it kind of changes how my day’s going

“i’m on slime duty!” yeah you and every other fat fur/inflation character in level 1 adventuring gear. grow up

Digital cell shaded artwork of a fat anthropomorphic brown coated horse with black mane and tail. Darker brown markings on his snout. He looks like he's taking a step, hand on his back pouring a bottle of water onto his stomach and chest. Hes wearing a white singlet that's transparent from being wet, and blue sweat pants. He looks tired, tongue lolling out of his mouth as he's sweating.

Hard work out

I love getting a Jersey Mike's sandwich because I can only eat half at a time and I can save the rest for later.

*Ten minutes later*

Time for the rest of that sandwich.

great big ol hampuck just for me

.they called em lunchables because you were able to lunch or so it was implied

A brick building with a "He is risen" banner on the side. On top of the building there is a billboard of Gowron, son of M'Rel, Chancellor of the Klingon High Council. He looms ominously over the scene, grinning and giving the viewer crazy eyes. Gowron can SEE INTO YOUR SOUL. If this isn't funny to you, you should watch more Star Trek.

A glorious Easter to you and your house. Qapla'!

Solidus Hall

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining........patriots......