Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Hearing Megyn Kelly say “it’s not sexist for a Trump to tell Caitlin to smile more! I said she should smile more. It was advice I got from Roger ailes” caused a tiny Freud head to pop out of my shoulder and scream “INTERESTING!!!!!” directly into my ear

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

he got everything he ever wanted and he’s fucking miserable

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.

There is nothing in this world I want as badly as how Hulu wants me to watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild.

"Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

American decline is due, in large part, to the persistent efforts by rich people to ensure that their own progeny retain wealth and power no matter how stupid and lazy they are.

What a result: A Democratic-backed candidate has won the mayoral election in Waukesha, the biggest city in the notoriously conservative Waukesha County.

Alicia Halvensleben will be the next mayor. She defeated a GOP state lawmaker.

NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war.

100-130 ships pass the Strait daily.

Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist—NOW.

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago.

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Lotta people using “scaffolding” as a metaphor when they mean “armature.” Scaffolding is an exterior structure that allows construction to occur within it, armature is an interior framework around which something is built.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them
Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life
Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food.
Me: That's--Hold on,

I don’t say this to be contrarian. I saw this film in the theater and not only is the too many baguettes as psychotic break thing not good, but the film overall is a bit boring. It’s an okay film. I trust you’ll be normal with this take. Love you!

Costco's new 10 pound giant chocolate bunny is so big it has instructions stating it should be smashed with a hammer

It contains a total of 22,650 calories

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

a person’s closest 30 friends should get to vote on whether they can be polyamorous or not

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

pudding is the funniest dessert. one blop of sweet slorp please

The cover of Dave Elman’s book Hypnotherapy, a simple green color with his name and the title on it

Hypnosis is neat, and a great place to start remains Dave Elman’s book Hypnotherapy