Wow the new #crackerbarrel logo is a bold choice, I like it.

Miss Rachel? Forget it. A middle aged cabbage lover? She's obsessed. @lastweektonight.com

Get you somebody as excited to see you as my baby is to see John Oliver @lastweektonight.com

The entire country ratioed him.

Sound on for the lolz

Trump Hosts $45 Million Military Parade For Himself Before Underwhelming Crowd While the parade was ostensibly to honor the U.S. Army’s 250th birthday, and not Trump’s 79th, Vance hyped Trump’s remarks as “the main event” of the night.

Imagine getting ratioed this hard at your birthday party 🤣 #nokings

www.yahoo.com/news/trump-h...

I canceled my Twitter and vaguely regret that right now. Please, somebody, direct me to a comprehensive logging of the meltdown somewhere on Blue sky lmao

Sometimes I wish I could delete play sessions from my games in steam, because I just totally threw off my gaming hour statistics by accidentally leaving Rimworld running *all weekend.*

Why do you think every restaurant employee you know is so stressed out all the time?

It weighs on our psyche.

bsky.app/profile/heyp...

I remember back when I worked in a bar, and every time we 86ed customer we had to unsubscribe them from life.

Worst part of the job, tbh.

This is not a universal feminist position, I am also a feminist, and there are plenty of other horrors to explore about fascist and authoritarian regimes without inclusion of sexualized violence.

But it is okay for us to disagree about a TV show.

Man I really wish Disney wasn't trying to get edgy, Star Wars was just fine without attempted SA. If you can imagine a world with the force and lightsabers I think you can also imagine a world without gendered sexual violence.

TW for S2:E3 of Andor.

My boobs when my daughter's nursed from one side but not the other.

A fully engorged weather pattern is moving over the US. Some areas may experience a sudden surge of rain, known as a let down.

The way the media is choosing to cover #CoryBooker 's record breaking speech suggests to me that part of why we are so cooked is the way the media is choosing to cover what's going on with our government right now.

Call me old fashioned, but I don't want to have to download an app and connect my vacuum cleaner to wifi to use it.

right like why tf should I pay my taxes this year, literally all the services I was funding are being closed without congressional input. didn't we fight a whole civil war about this?

any baby born after 2025 can't cook, all they know is booba, fill their diaper, wriggle, be cute, eat hot chip and cry.

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...

America’s Most Dangerous Anti-Jewish Propagandist Making sense of anti-Semitism today requires examining Henry Ford’s outsize part in its origins.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

There are two kinds of people, those that think Elon Musk is a modern day Henry Ford.

It really seems like this administration is openly admitting that all of their fussing about DEI was never about disproportionate representation, but the existence of any members of marginalized groups in the public eye.

I rewrote hush little baby, to be from the perspective of the ultimate Karen.

Gotta raise them right.

Who's left to enforce laws if the FBI is now also corrupted by them? This is frightening. Why are FBI agents complying??

So I guess if somebody defines love is how much you're willing to sacrifice for another person, I can see how they end up at thinking the love for a child is the purest and best form of love.

I think it's different. Special, intense, but not any more important than other meaningful relationships.

A lot of its qualities don't really translate to other types of relationships. An infant is demanding, draining on your body and your emotions, and the relationship is entirely one way. The way I love my daughter is completely selfless and without expectations or boundaries.

One month into parenthood, I have been thinking about when people say you don't know what love is until you have a child blah blah blah.

I can understand how they get there. The way I love my child is very different, and very intense. I disagree that it's the only way to experience love.

Yes, that too! A quick trick if you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to turn off biometrics on your phone, but don't have enough time to go into settings is to power down your phone. Phones require a passcode when powering back up.