zionist coward gal gadot definitely dropped out of presenting the best documentary award once it became clear no other land was gonna win, couldn't stand the thought of being within 5 feet of a palestinian unless she gets to k*ll them

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk

the worst part about being back from holiday is that money is real again

love when I actively know I am doing something stupid with a knife and still refuse to protect myself from the consequences of my actions
(I'm okay, just a thumb booboo)

been rewatching succession and I really hope somebody got to eat all those pastries, logan roy has a pastry guy on speed dial and no one ever touches them

can science make the substance real, I promise I would respect the balance

spending as much time snuggling my cat over the next week before I go away for 10 days and miss him on a deep maternal level

Don’t come in my house and ignore my cat. This his fuckin house

if new year's day falls on a wednesday we should all simply get the rest of the week off

@outsidexbox.bsky.social really upped the budget for this year's xmas challenges

she would destroy the squid games

did you know that you don't need to include an apostrophe to pluralize a noun

he was off his nut all afternoon, I don't know what yeowww puts in their catnip but they're making designer drugs for cats

grandma came from florida with the Good Drugs for her favorite and only grandson

I hope every evil CEO knows I would love for them to have their face so mangled that they can't have an open casket funeral, merry chrysler and happy hondadays xx 💖

squabble up is a christmas song

dave is so cute it almost physically hurts me, how does anyone live without a little feline friend who curls up with you on the couch and purrs and vibes

it is well below freezing outside and yet I am running my aircon, what is wrong with me

this was so much fun, anime professor was the gift that kept on giving

watching a stream of the cabin factory and it's amazing how deeply @zoedels.bsky.social 's JUST BECAUSE IT'S SPOOKY, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S HAUNTED has entered my mental vocabulary

I'm not even that drunk but I just texted my boyfriend that we need to book a trip to florida and do jet ski flips

embarrassing how @thegameawardsfeed.bsky.social is the event I look forward to the most every year, like even more than my own birthday

birthday trip booked, doing a few days in dublin solo and then meeting my best girlie in milan to celebrate my 31st 💃

luigi mangione milkshake duck 😔

business and the handling thereof

if you weren't already boycotting mcdonald's for feeding the IOF, it's time to boycott them for potentially ratting out a hero

the singular reason I ever look forward to the christmas season, let's go gang

four games that have eaten my brain

South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.

The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.

inshallah they never find him