Someone give Dennis a werthers he’s getting right on my tits

iProd that puts your toaster away after you use it

we're bringing the early 2000s imac aesthetic to everything. figure out how to do a translucent candy shell on the back of an iphone, engineers, i believe in you

OK, if you were Apple CEO for a day, what product would you greenlight, no backsies?

We terrorised men out of wearing socks and sandals, and then started doing it ourselves - such a win for feminism

Young women who plan to vote Green are “angry” - young men are only ever “failed, let down, ignored”. Because it’s safe to acknowledge anger that only leads to voting a way they don’t like; it’s not politic to acknowledge young men’s anger is expressed in vawg

Distanced myself from people on twitter because they were mates with James Bembridge, and now he’s a reform candidate. Hate to say I told you soooooo

I hope you continue your speedy recovery!

All the Gen X-ers quoting this to deny it are clearly not aware how right-wing they are! Including one of the most virulent and unpleasant transphobes I’ve ever seen

“No, you talk, I’ll listen”

“Influencers’ kids” is going to be a whole industry

Wait until you read what their kids are called

“Ok you can slow down and walk now” I won’t but it’s always lovely to hear from you 🫰🏻

Running a straight half hour with a random couch to 5k programme playing just because I love having Sarah Millican tell me I’m “doing really well” - anyone else?

Kicking one stone back onto the gravel drives of the neighbours I like as I walk out of the cul de sac #ModernDaySaint

The only way I can get through a run is rehearsing in my head how I’m going to boast about it

As a 5’11 woman I have thought about this - if anyone challenges me in the ladies loo I’m just going to instantly counter-challenge and ask how she’d like to prove she’s a woman. Let’s have a flap-off then

Dr Scott Arthur › (Edinburgh South West) (Lab) < Share I know this is a really important subject to the hon. Lady. Of course, the Government received the revised draft guidance only yesterday and they issued a statement today. It is important to remember that. The hon. Lady mentioned parkrun a minute or two ago, before the flurry of interventions. What does her vision mean for me, as a keen parkrunner? Would I have to submit evidence that I am a man to parkrun in order to run as a man? Likewise, would women have to do the same? How does she see that working? Rosie Duffield > < Share I think it is fairly obvious that the hon. Gentleman is a man, to be honest. I think the majority of the human race could tell that. If there is a much smaller person running in that category, they simply do not belong there. The Government have

I’m so sorry to all the short kings out there, Rosie Duffield says you are no longer men x

Me too! But our lot have nothing on the yanks

They get told 57 times not to represent themselves and have usually fired one public defender

Yes, they’re American and quoting the Magna Carta, it’s so good!!

Reading out an operetta would make more sense

Are you already into this??

They also believe something about your name on your birth certificate in all caps makes you a corporation so all law is contract law, I could not be more into this

They’re always in court for driving offences because they think “admiralty law” means no one is subject to law on land and they read speeches about being a “living and breathing man” when they’re asked for their name, I love it

I couldn’t sleep last night and TikTok led me down a “sovereign citizen” rabbit hole, and I’m transfixed. It’s like freemen on the land but turbocharged

I think Bluesky is actually worse than twitter for people proudly announcing “I don’t know who that is” under any post about a celebrity under 30

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social Can we get back to talking about all the insane ways this tech is being deployed and how bad it is that people are offloading their thinking to it now, or are we going to have to keep on having a proxy fight about the environment that has always been only about the tech itself anyway? The cost of creating GPT-4 vs other popular consumer products 120,000 100.000 $ tonnes emissions / carbon Total 80,000 60,000 40,000 20,000 Training GPT-4 Auto S all Lego sets month all Nike shoes old in a day Training GPT-4 additional costs of bata center nfrastructure all Phones) old in a da hanufacturing coke sold of day Manufacturing •Sinise are

I love this because while I’m new to hating ChatGPT I am old to hating people who go on cruises and people who think 3 cans of diet coke a day is a personality “I call them fridge cigarettes 🤪🤪🤪”

Bought a Greggs chicken sausage roll to try it and the aroma is not inviting shall we say. Round the shops acting like I can’t detect the pure STANK emanating from my handbag

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means