If you think about the moon and earth are one of the earliest known enemies to lovers arc

I'm bleeding

I hope that if im a character in a monster movie, I get to go, "erm it's right behind me, isn't it"

Many people are upset at the banning of using bird entrails to make policy because of h5n1

finally a dedicated yuri button

Dump it

THERE'S A YURI BUTTON!!

I wish a demon would drain me fr

I want my soul put into a doll

I am not a fan of the current weather

Long journey back home

a cartoon girl with long brown hair is dancing on a white background . ALT: a cartoon girl with long brown hair is dancing on a white background .

McDonald's Yippee

Its deeper than that dummy

No

World War II Veteran Allowed To Kill One Last German
theonion.com/world-war-ii...

I liked being the doomer when people still had hope, now that hope is shattered and being right no longer has value

I'm not relevant enough to be put on a list

So are you basically immortal then?

This is one of my posts on bluesky

I gotta start drinking suspicious drinks ordered online

coming to a space station near you! 😽👽
..well that was a low effort shitpost.

God must remain dead

Halloweezer

I'm sorry but I've ordered a death squad to your house for this

Instead of fear and hunger how about hawk and tuah

I got kicked out of labyrinth class

Day 29: Traditional Shark🔱

#gawrt
#HOLOctober

Did anyone else get a funny feeling from face hugger scenes when they were younger

If im ever in a horror movie irl I wanna be the character who goes "see there's nothing here/wrong" and then immediately gets killed

They call it rom-com because it's ROMantic and COMedic