Tryna get on here more since twitter makes me prove my humanity every other fucking day…

I need to see SZA live again because I wanna be around a bunch of drunk/high bitches (myself included) raging to the lyrics “I FUCK HIM CUS I MISS YOUUUUUU!”

Hear me out but cowrie fringe

Gorgeous 😍

Solange is so underrated for REAL

Possible Hot Take 🌶️ but Arlo Parks makes great music for ass eating. Like it would just feel so buttery hot and molten

You’d need a bit more fat but you could use some butter for richness…

Why have I never made mushroom carbonara? Like instead of bacon, mushroom? They’d be so delicious, especially with a bit of smoked salt and sage and a little more caramel on the onions…

Why are all my insta ads for hair removal products??? Get out of my hairy fucking face damn

Today’s motivational music is the entire Skunk Anansie discography in chronological order

Today in weird shit I’ve said to my cats: “keep your butthole away from my ribs!”

I love when brands make things that are “tarot” inspired but are actually just celestial/astrological lol

Consumerism critiques in my head.

Cus no one wants to be lectured at a party by a stranger on the ethics of consumption under late stage capitalism.

That awkward moment when you ask people where they got their cute stuff and it’s from am*zon or sh*in…

Like no judgement it’s hard out here. But like it’s interesting that people just don’t bat an eye at these cheap shops sometimes. And I just say “oh cool thanks”, keeping the fast fashion and 1/

That awkward moment when your cat reminds you to change/wash your bedding by coughing up a hairball onto your blanket

Not me calling my cat a dessert I don’t even like (habichuelas con dulce) as an affectionate nickname lol

Tell me why “For My Lover” by Tracy Chapman still goes SO hard? Like it’s 8:58 on a Tuesday, I’m high af and just jamming out w my cat

I swear some of y’all think cis means “biologically x” and not “assigned x at birth and identifies as x”. Please release yourself from the stranglehold “biological sex” has on your consciousness

First off seagulls are just as bad and you LOVE them. Secondly, the pigeons are here because of us!

Pigeons don’t owe you shit

I do NOT need the all black “luxe” leather chucks heels and a badass suit to go with it. I REPEAT: I do NOT need the all black leather heeled chucks and a sexy mf 3 piece suit to go with it 😤

Worst movie I’ve ever seen is still probably The Christmas Martian, and my favorite bad movie is Santa Slays

Pigeons are valid

My favorite bad movie or the worst movie I’ve ever seen?

That awkward moment when you are almost asleep and your cat uses the back of your thigh as a launch pad

So far no bdsm or lingerie products tho lol

So Michael’s has launched an Etsy competitor, and it’s in beta rn but it looks promising? Idk if they are less shitty to sellers tho

Why is it that all this body jewelry companies don’t actually make jewelry for the sizes of industry standards??? It’s like they don’t talk to actual piercers I stg

I’m not not tryna lol