i don't think anyone saw the Maze Runner movies. in fact i don't even think they were real

me opening this app again

can’t sleep, thinking about blueberry muffins

no weed left 💔

desperately trying to find twitter people please help i deleted mine completely
my name on twt is this account now
not fully deactivated because i need to find my ppl

weed

Tiny lizard knight 🛡️⚔️

People from Twitter are complaining that the environment here is full of too many mentally healthy people and not only is that not true that is a self own if I’ve ever seen one

new york was kinda an uncut king until b*n l*den came through performing the most ambitious double-Bris of all time on september eleventh two thousand and one

LEARN👇:

I haven't used this thing in so long that my bio still said I'm 21 and I'll be 23 in two weeks 😭

I made the boy one of these @catrickswayze.bsky.social

Turning a song about the lonesome heartbreak of being a bottomed-out alcoholic into a wildly successful lifestyle brand is a real monument to American culture

opening the same four apps over and over again searching for dopamine that simply isn't there

golira

no

Jenna Ellis looks like she thought she was getting some headshots at a Sears Portrait Studio or some shit

maybe she's born with it. maybe it's her daily 20mg dose of benzodiazepine

Naturally, a lot of people are pointing the finger at Putin over Prighozin’s death but there’s another suspect that we can’t rule out. Think about it - who in history has profited the most from plane crashes? That’s right: Don McLean

A picture of a lego minifig hand next to a drawing that shows a yellow hand with two sets of four fingers opposite each other, with no thumbs, to match the shape of a lego hand.

Just remembered my other crime against humanity

the possums have arrived here and it just got GAY

:3

whats the lefts answer to this?

Landon Tewers tweet

y'all thought you were safe huh

there's only 999 happy haunts in the haunted mansion bc the 1000th is landon tewers

smoking on that shit that made the sky blue