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Written by Sumi, read below.

He scowls.

“ You dolt, it was supposed to be training! T-R-A-I-N-I-N-G!! You're the one that went WAYYY too hard, and now Balmung's holy glow wanes because of you! ”

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“ Sooo... When are you just gonna pay up? S'not like yours is the only one that's broken. ”

“ Oh, absolutely not. But that's just how he is, there's no changing that. ”

“ Eh!?! Father followed me all the way to Nohr? That can't be right! ”

“ Ehh, just some wordplay. Don't think too hard on it. ”

“ He knows DAMN WELL he's the one who broke our swords. ”

“ Certainly! Call me Las, 'cause there's never gonna be a low moment with me! ”

Joking. Please do not call him that.

“ Well, I say to hells with that! We're going, and we'll have plenty of fun! ”

“ 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 ”
𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚.ᐣ
#FERP #MVRP

[Secretly dreading the spring festival knowing damn well people will stare.]

𝗜'𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆ⵑ
#FERP #MVRP

“ Absolutely, without question! I could NEVER say no to a pretty lady such as yourself! Though, I'm surprised lord Xander didn't directly invite you himself... ”

“ As a matter of fact, we could have brought Morgan along too, make it a full house. ”

“ Ehh? You never asked! We woulda brought you along if you wanted. Gaius, Cordelia and Tharja were also there, kinda... In some weird way. ”

And i'm here too!!

“ I was born ready. ”

Inigo leads the charge with Stewie and the chicken at his side. They all beat the breaks off of Stelio Aoi Todo style.

“ Briefly. He told me about some kind of spring festival. I'm gonna go, and maybe show off a little while i'm there. ”

“ Sorry it took me a bit to get back. Somebody parked south of here, blocking me. You could call him a South Park. ”

He says as Eric Cartman appears from the ether.

“ Man. This makes me wanna laugh and cry. ”

No sooner does Stewie appear.

“ Together, we are The Simpsons! ”

Inigo is seen running back to the site, with backup in tow. Its the fucking chicken from family guy that beat peters ass.

“ I don't abandon a good fight, and I got this funny guy with me! ”

“ FUH naw!! I'm outta here! ”

He pops a speedwing and dashes out of there, leaving a dust cloud where he once was.

After the unrecognizable horrific speech, a certain melody plays from the phone as a large silhouette quickly approaches.

“ Stelio, Stelio Kontos. Stelio, Stelio Kontos... ”

“ Quiet down. We're calling 67. ”

After two rings, somebody picks up.

“ Cheerio, friend! Is this 67? ”

“ Quiet down. We're calling 67. ”

After two rings, somebody picks up.

“ Cheerio, friend! Is this 67? ”

“ Well, things haven't been going quite as I would have liked them to lately, but right now, I feel like the greatest man alive! ”

He's practically skipping at this point, things couldn't be going better for him right now.

Without a word, he dials two numbers.

“ Yep, I got a girl's number, and i'm gonna see her tomorrow! ”

He calls the number. What picks up is a very deep voice; distinctively of a man. He turns to Owain with a look of pure despair.

Having fully expected rejection, his face turns to that of pure surprise.

“ Wait, really? You're not pulling my leg? Let's get a move on then! ”