I’ll do you one better buddy. I’ll just straight up start fucking eating rocks. What then HUH

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This one is just, stood strong in his morals with little to stand in his way. He will make for a courageous heart.

Do not mourn him — no longer must he fight.

@shoresofhell.bsky.social

// Eventually, I say, almost 3 weeks later

I’m on vacation right now but I remembered this so. Y’know. EVENTUALLY. I have some written up already but, y’know.

[ The Slayer nods in return. No one should be chained to their own fate, he thinks. ]

Our paths might diverge, but. . we share the same goal in mind.

Some things have to be done for the greater good.

[ At that, the Slayer looks solemn, his stance relaxing. ]

. . . If that’s your only shot, then. .

Make it count.

// finally getting around to this today. Probably won’t include any TDA spoilers because it’s still a pretty new game and I think people should experience it for themselves if they have the chance.

[ The Slayer’s stance is rigid. Ready to strike at a moment’s notice, yet. . ]

Your fate, huh? You’re destined for *that?* Why not try to change it?

[ The Slayer squints. ]

. . . I see.

Delicate?

Human lives are delicate. Demons. . .

Well, nothing ever stopped me from cutting them down.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

Welcome to the club. Wanna do something about it?

Tell your god I'm coming for them next.

Berserker pack.. gone. Feelings of invincibility.. over. Change of plans.
I do need a gun. I need a big gun. I need a REALLY big gun.

TEAR... RIP AND TEAR.. RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

[ The less he knows the better! ]

The best way to get the candy out is with a gas-powered chainsaw.

I tried the battery-powered one, but then a Cacodemon blast short-circuited it and it almost kicked back into my head.

There’s candy in every demon you meet. Gotta pull the candy out. Strip the flesh and get the candy

I feel so happy.

𝗡𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹...

≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

Happiness has to be fought for.

// Eventually I’ll write stuff for what happened to DG from between Doom 64 and the Dark Ages but right now I Really Don’t Want To so i’ll just do it later

Ketchup disaster.

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