wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

Mother of god if I have to hear fucking Blake Griffin talk about his defense...

Also seems like them trying to find a way to trick the audience/make up for not getting any IMAX screens bc of Dune

CP3 after the Clippers loss lmao

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

But what about a turkey burger

Ellen Burstyn can get it (respectfully)

The most Florida looking white guy you’ve ever seen NEWS8 TAMPA BAY LIVE FLORIDA MAN DISPUTES SPEEDING TICKET BY SUBMITTING GPS MITTING GPS DATA PROVING HE WAS ONLY SPEEDING DOWNHILL AND GRAVITY IS NOT A CHOICE - COURT CONSIDERS NEW DEFENSE ARGUMENT BREAKING NEWS NOVEMBER 15, 2023 | 4:18 PM LOCAL WEATHER UPDATE: STORMS EXPECTED THIS EVENING... TRAFFIC ALERT: 1-75 NORTHBOUND DELAYS

Objection overruled, counsel may continue

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

I'm glad we're finally getting back to doing space missions that don't involve rescuing Matt Damon

Russell Crowe is 62.
I never tire of reading about Crowe commissioning Nick Cave to write Gladiator 2, what he ended up getting & his considered response.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

it would not be ethical to cook and eat a ninja turtle

Inside The NBA - How Long Does It Take To Travel To Moon? | Dec. 8 2016 YouTube video by quy Thung

how long's that flight to the moon www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCKF...

Wait what he has a podcast???

Have you seen the MIMIC dtv sequels? IMHO, high water-marks for the genre(s), in different and interesting ways.

youtu.be/ewCOWemQR2Q?...

“To me, blood is a top 3 liquid.”

Is Karl Towns the greatest offensive fouler of all time?

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

My fave Garner tale is that ostensibly each day, he'd ask the crew, "Do we wanna make money, or get home?"
If they said money, he'd stretch and ask for multiple takes so they could get paid more.
If they said home, he'd work tight and fast so they could wrap early.
That's a thoughtful gentleman.

and one of the cooler cinematic Devils in a minute!

Frank Herbert's Dune