Such an entertaining game so far!

[image of Pep Guardiola furiously guzzling water]

I also like that Pep has crafted a team of steely robots but allows himself a magician or two as a treat

your Champions League final four

Bayern: can't defend, can attack
PSG: can defend, can attack
Arsenal: can defend, can't attack
Atletico: can defend, choose to use defense as attack

Don’t make me tap the sign (I still think Arsenal are going to win the Premier League and everyone is overreacting)

The crew of NASA’s Artemis II has splashed down after a record-breaking mission.

I LOVE A BULLSEYE SPLASHDOWN

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

a bullseye splashdown after a trip around the moon, that is ABSURD

🚨 TOTTENHAM IN THE RELEGATION ZONE LADIES & GENTS 🚨

I need better ball knowledge clearly

Serious question: are Arsenal going to win a single trophy this season?

Especially EARLY Linkin Park

OUR 2026 WORLD CUP FIELD IS SET! ⚽️🏆🗺️

Group A: 🇲🇽🇿🇦🇰🇷🇨🇿

Group B: 🇨🇦🇧🇦🇶🇦🇨🇭

Group C: 🇧🇷🇲🇦🇭🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Group D: 🇺🇸🇵🇾🇦🇺🇹🇷

Group E: 🇩🇪🇨🇼🇨🇮🇪🇨

Group F: 🇳🇱🇯🇵🇸🇪🇹🇳

Group G: 🇧🇪🇪🇬🇮🇷🇳🇿

Group H: 🇪🇸🇨🇻🇸🇦🇺🇾

Group I: 🇫🇷🇸🇳🇮🇶🇳🇴

Group J: 🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇹🇯🇴

Group K: 🇵🇹🇨🇩🇺🇿🇨🇴

Group L: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇭🇷🇬🇭🇵🇦

IRAQ ARE OFF TO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 40 YEARS 🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶

Paraguay qualifying for a World Cup much sooner than Italy is not a sentence I was ready to utter in 2026

They hired Gattutso to get them into the World Cup. Now they’re missing it for the third time in a row. Italy doesn’t want to be great.

Italy have qualified for a cricket World Cup more recently than they have for a soccer World Cup

No argument: if you’re born here, you’re a citizen 👍🏼

I still can’t believe that just happened

UCONN HOLY SHIT

Nico O’Reily: local hero for Manchester City and now Wembley hero.

Oh nooooo Kepa butterfingers

Cannot say I had *checks notes* Arsenal / Chelsea / Flamengo / Italy star Jorginho beefing with *checks notes* Chappell Roan on the 2026 Bingo Board. But here we are

I am.. sadly not the biggest fan of the new Paraguay World Cup kits

Good morning 👩🏼🇵🇾

pipsqueak, a pup with with brown, black, and white wiry hair sleeps inside a bright yellow banana-shaped dog bed. her eyes are closed and one little paw rests on the open peel.

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10 (IG: sassypebs)

it's not often that the first 30 minutes of a football game are the jon bois riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter post

this is fucking nuts why is everyone doing fast breaks into the penalty area constantly

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

You know the USA didn’t take the WBC seriously because they started a Met when it mattered most