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This show was fun! Thank you to everyone who attended.
Omaha! Tomorrow night (Friday 4/17) we are playing at Coven (the cool new goth bar on 35th & Leavenworth) with @nfpmidwest.bsky.social. Come see us at our spookiest:
We're playing with The Alliterates at Coven this Friday! Come catch some punk tunes at Omaha's new goth bar.
Nobody - and I mean Nobody - cares what Hakeem Jeffries says.
He should resign because he is a waste of space.
The only one I haven't read is Ace of Hearts. I enjoyed the other three.
Happy International Asexuality Day ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago ๐ฅ
if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way
Can't have shit in Nebraska.
I love Natasha Cloud
Cโmon, you at least gotta give em credit for โThe Ugly Organโ
This applies to everything, for the record. The theme park. The video games. Fanfic. All of it.
JKR owns Harry Potter. Singularly. It is HER franchise, full stop.
Even if you try and justify whatever fan-created works you like as not giving her money, it still promotes the franchise as an entity
teslas are the harry potter of cars
Okay, now bass is tracked.
YOUR SWEET 16 NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS
At a bar watching March Madness and the place is exclusively playing The Smiths, Beach House, and Neutral Milk Hotel (which I was listening to back in college).
where will we meet now?
Zero chance that whoever staged this Vanity Fair photo, and picked this title, is not a fan of Arrested Development.
Mine is Sing Street.
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this list also reads as "what if the US joined a dating site and was desperately swiping right on every country?"
Instead of banning Charles Oakley from MSG, Dolan should ban Reggie Miller.
"Greyscale" by Jejune is one of the best emo songs ever
Also, fuck Miami.
Bam Adebayo is still a bitch for trying to injure people on illegal screens.
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
Thanks to everyone who showed up at the show tonight! Shout-out to Pilot Light (and Jimmy) from making it up from Lincoln. It was also nice to see our friends in Jar afterward.