22 hrs in Baegas

Same!

I’m In Vegas too! Anyma?

studio shots 🎥

oomf having auto pilot on the Tessie and never used it, wants to use it rn but realizing it ended yesterday……..

I was celebrating this before his pictures got released. The fact that he’s hot makes it easy to meme.

He’s a modern day hero. UH made $22 billion in PROFITS, not revenue but profits off of the backs of the American people. They also had the highest rate of denied medical claims.

So real

Wait, that’s taste

I’m actually enjoying Christmas music this year

Trump nominates Alyssa Edwards for Secretary of Defense

I’d allow it

Everyone I walk by stares down at my legs like I’m the first faggot they’ve ever seen in 5” seams

I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.

dicks up when i step in the party is one of the hardest lines ever

now that we’re officially in the Christmas season, it’s time to play tf out of this classic 😮‍💨

☀️ Leo
⬆️ Leo
🌙 Virgo

It’s giving “thanks”

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

To the person who stole my antidepressants

I hope you’re happy now

I did not know that I needed Arca and Addison together like that

felt cute

JWST just dropped a new photo of sombrero Galaxy

That’s my spot

Not they downgraded our holiday party into a Christmas lunch 😭

Last episode of The Penguin and I heard it’s saur good