commission! summer honeymoon 🌊❤️

two stylized illustrations of a humanoid alien character. she's a slim blue-skinned girl with short horns, three hot pink eyes, sharp teeth, and a wild, curly, pale mohawk. she's wearing a retro-futuristic space outfit: a hot pink plastic dress with a flared skirt, white gloves with a thick cuff, and white thigh-high boots made for her hoof-like feet. she has multiple pink and green star barrettes decorating her hair, and stars on her belt buckle, kneepads, and headphones. on the left, she first poses with an open grin, winking at the viewer: her left fist sits on her hip and her right hand points a two-finger salute to her temple. she looks cute, harmless, and happy! on the right, we see the 'aftermath': she's still grinning, but wider and toothier. she's covered head-to-toe in blood (not her own) and her outfit is ripped nearly to shreds, though she is still covered. her clawed fingers have torn through the cartoony gloves and now flex menacingly at her sides. her stance is wide and confident. her hair is messier and heavy with blood, her horns have elongated, and her third eye is open wide.

hi bsky this is teeth 😇😈
#illustration #OC #blood

hellyna
#severance

a stylized illustration of helly r. from severance. she has red hair, and is wearing a blue shirt, blue skirt, and nude heels. her arms are crossed as she leans against a wall. she is smirking and looking off to the side.

hewwy
#severance

Hanging with this goob is always nice ✨

The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about:

The barbaric US healthcare system

The two tiered criminal justice system

The expansion of the surveillance state

Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget

Jokes about Italians

I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.

Message displayed : "One less CEO - Many more to go"

Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

kutv.com/news/nation-...

‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.

Who gets to kill? Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione was taken into custody just as Daniel Penny walked free.

The ruling class wants us to celebrate the murder of the vulnerable and condemn the murder of the powerful.

They fail to see how killing the powerless breeds violence against the powerful.

www.jphilll.com/p/who-gets-t...

Begging abled ppl not to tell disabled ppl how it is to live with our various conditions bc you know someone.

Please stop. We are unique just like everyone else.

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

The second I open blue sky I am bombarded with photos of my friends ass(ets), not a complaint, just an ass(tute) observation.

The one and only thing I miss about texas is Freebirds. I need them to open up a location in Minnesota. Thats it. Thanks for listening.

everyone's saying Squirrel Girl's ass is fat in Marvel Rivals but I've only seen screenshots of Venom's ass so I don't really know what to believe

I want an Acolyte S2, S3 and movie as Leslye Headland intended it to be. Why are Disney so reluctant to trust in vision and for art to flourish, and instead cave into the people who literally wish the death of Star Wars? I just don't get it.

As someone who just spent this last weekend watching all of the Hannibal movies. Accurate.

Bluesky has undoubtedly become the No. 1 place to read breaking news, if not for the simple fact that Twitter suppresses outside links and Bluesky doesn't. I hope more reporters join soon!

He doesn't even know basic math

"but skeleton crew is too--"

the droid has a peg leg, your argument is invalid

"but--"

peg. leg. droid.

The people of South Korea didn't wait, they showed up. Immediately.

Having a modern morning — ie both on phones. Me: "Martial law in Korea!" Robin: "I don't see that anywhere" Me: "It's on Bluesky"

This site has arrived

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Mark my words, I WILL be an ass-appreciator ‘til the end of my days

📸: @lordhamlet73