lock in,, if matt mahan drags his feet about dropping out im driving over to san jose myself and throwing an egg at city hall

okay california democratic primary racers ,, you had ur fun u had ur promos, im going to need at least five of u to drop out now

i will sing the praises of the chipotle quesadilla kids meal because what do u mean i can get a quesadila, rice, beans, chips, fresh guac, and a drink for $6... thank u ...

i am becoming something of a kids meal connoisseur as someone who loves a meal with drinks and sides and doesn't love it being $25. anyways. olive garden kids meals are $8... win

happy saturday who wants a strawberry matcha (meeeee)

literally like oh i guess theyre all being killed

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

need to get on this train

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

Around 20% of hospital beds in the US are in Christianist facilities, most Catholic, that have happily been denying reproductive health care and gender-affirming care for decades AND enjoying a nonprofit status. Most people don't realize the stranglehold the church has until it's too late.

i forgot that this app is Like that in the way that the for you tab will just show u giant anime tits ,, and my phones been soo fucking slow lately so feel free to imagine me opening the app in public and scrambling to swipe away from a big nipple thats taking up my entire screen.

i like how u look like a giant here

imagine an homage to jaws thats also a decent faux documentary ! also interesting to see a pre-2020 "epidemic" movie

nw: the bay
love documentary style so bad

drinking hot water is such a good mental hack as someone who hatessss drinking lukewarm water like it feels like an Event

the mario movie needs to die now because why the fuck is faces of death premiering this week but only showing at 10:30 pm every fucking night I WANT TO SEE ITTTT

in my attempt to watch more "prestige/necessary tv" i am watching true detective s1. i didnt realize this was another show about how awful men are where women are like . objects without autonomy. so nowww im like i need to watch something else before i jump on restarting sopranos

its been almost 11 hours and im still so pissed i paid $9.50 for a matcha with no syrup or anything in it. just a plain iced matcha. **with macademia milk. ok but who's ordering whole milk on their lunch break without having a deep evil residing in their hearts?? AT WORK??

league pisses me off too much to be super torn up about losing interest in it , but this is always a sad moment. hopefully ill like. read more with my spare time. i also started playing sudoku again

the latest wild rift update is too big for
my phone storage and i fear it will very quickly go the way of Genshin and Cookie Run Kingdom and Honkai Star Rail for me. in that yes i spent $200 on these games probably. no i will never pick them up again

its been like 3 weeks ... will i turn bsky into my peach app alternative... sorry journalists and furry artists, time to turn this place into a microblog

okay true enough! its early and i dont mean that vertigo isnt a fun movie i just mean that rare window is full of a lot of hijinks in a way vertigo isnt

rear window has that extra fun rewatchability factor,, vertigo is rewatchable yes but is it Fun?

borzoi

Miller is a dumbass who happened to bet on the right horse ten years ago and rode that horse (also a dumbass) to power. He's like a guy who thinks he's a financial whiz because he won at roulette. Our awful political system may have a pro-idiot bias, but their weakness is that they are still idiots.

lrt but in a way i get it ... real movie enjoyers will be able to reach into their mindspace and find... qualityslop. to me this is Oppenheimer. a movie i only like because its good. no other reason

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

i saw that one i was so tickled by "kissin my **canadian boy over facetime"