...also I don't think that's light in his hands he's dug in his Depends and the AI is taking a *lot* of *ahem* "artistic" license

Why is Fat Boy Crim wearing a toga and trying to give a dead Jeffrey Epstein dementia by laying of hands? Does he think he's a senile John Belushi or something jfc

The First Escort's probably asking her favourite Secret Service fuckbuddy "what is Streisand Effect?" because she couldn't steal the meaning from one of Michelle Obama's speeches 🤣

I'd invite them to "have a sook, cunt" first (as is the norm here in Oz) but it may play into their performative, faux victimhood.

Even the clouds this doddering old fart are yelling at are laughing at him.

TL;DR sundowning word salad from a crooked paedo

I see Pam Bondi is enjoying her new office...

Hawat The Duck.

a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field . ALT: a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field .

So I've been fighting with Alibaba Cloud Terrafom (infrastructure as code) provider for a project all afternoon and, well....

How would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

...and as they say in my neighbourhood "You fuck it up, you fix it"

A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅

#OmArt #art

When you get dragged by this guy you know you've fucked-diddly-up, eh?

*raises his Snuckeys cup* A fine choice good sir.

As someone that used to play ESO hooray - most of them were junk but there was always one worth getting, but it was usually at the end of the month and as Aussies we'd get screwed out of them anyway because of frequent multi-hour maintenance during our peak time.

If you see this, post a character that starts with K

Climate leaders condemn Trump EPA’s biggest rollback yet: ‘This is corruption’ Leaders promise to fight back with court challenges as Trump rescinds finding foundational to US climate rules

Climate leaders condemn Trump EPA’s biggest rollback yet: ‘This is corruption’ but Demented Obese Fredo gets participation trophy anyway and coal crooks swallow not spit: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

He didn't have a an Australian cousin that had a knack for Beef Wellingtons with foraged mushrooms did he? 😅

Turns out that the Magic Racist Staffer in Fat Boy Crim's latest sundowning narcissist rant was none other than.... David Dennison. 🤣🤡💩

Michelle Obama documentary rises 13,000% in views as Melania film opens Becoming garners 47.5m minutes viewed on same weekend as current first lady’s documentary released in cinemas

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... in the audience: "Melania" screenwriters copying dialogue for her next "movie"

To quote Siddartha Gautama: "Suck shit lol"

Hope the anonymous cowards never live this down. 🤣

I Want It Now January 2026 Version - The Willy Wonka Classic Relyriced for Someone In Power Today. YouTube video by Shirley Șerban

youtu.be/u7Lf2O9IA50?... A perfect comparison except Veruca not shitting herself as Fat Boy Crim does.

So that "Melania" movie; 80's horror B-movie or bad amateur porno? How would it rate against similar films like Battlefield Earth or Triumph Of The Will?

Asking for a masochist with an iron stomach and broad sense of humour

I thought those names looked familiar did you crash our London office Christmas pub crawl? 😆

Blandness In A Can?

(Crushed garlic, pecorino Romano cheese and extra virgin olive oil is all you really need tbh)

I'm getting an overwhelming "never touched a boob that wasn't his sister's" vibe from both of them.

C&C would be too much for them, scoring a point in "Combat" would be an achievement.

"You weren't afraid of tyranny, you were afraid of losing dominance."

Face reveal, wrong answers only:

Midnight Oil - When The Generals Talks (triple j Live At The Wireless - Goat Island 1985) YouTube video by ABC Music

youtu.be/rZdBBAv4UbI?... for those unfamiliar with Rob or Midnight Oil

Rob Hirst, Midnight Oil drummer and founding member, dies aged 70 Musician who drove much of the band’s ferocious sound and co-wrote many of its biggest hits was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2023

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... Vale Rob Hirst, a true Australian legend

*cranks up "When The Generals Talk"*