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Diarrhoea-HUH #totp

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Cheers tone!

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old ice lolly cinema ad for 'A Love Supreme'

old ice lolly cinema ad for 'A Love Supreme'

Heathen that I am, for some reason I've always thought that 'A Love Supreme' sounds like the name of an ice cream or lolly.
"Two Cornettos, an Orange Maid, a choc ice, and a Love Supreme, please"

1 week ago 129 22 9 2

Well at least Viktor Orbán is free to headline Wireless next year.

1 week ago 145 54 0 1

Sorry, I read that as Rotherham and would suggest you stay in Sheffield and get the yellow tram train into parkgate.

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There was a zx80 & a zx81 in our maths department that you could stay after school and use. There was also a 380Z that was locked up out of bounds in a special room. I think I saw it once in all its 8" floppy disk glory.

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Millipede and centipede, terrifyingly, imply the existence of larger units such as the pede and kilopede

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Got blind drunk, mate shot me in the foot with an air rifle, I stood up to fight him and fell in the bonfire we were sitting around. Got dragged out, passed out and vomited Pastis in my hair. To this day the smell of liquorice makes me gip.

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I think the euphemism is "a game for the purist"

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I like big punts and I cannot lie.

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Join us for a free Community Bird Event!
🗓 Sat 31 Jan, 8am–1pm

📍 Shire Brook Valley Nature Reserve, Stone Lane, S13 7BR

Enjoy a guided bird walk, fascinating talks on swifts and garden birds, info stalls, & a live bird‑ringing demo!
Everyone’s welcome to celebrate Sheffield’s amazing birdlife! 🐦💚

3 months ago 3 1 0 1

Are you talking about worzel?

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My merriam webster word of the year is smol

My merriam webster word of the year is smol

Smol.

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Big tabby white cat about to knock a small artificial Christmas tree off a table. He's tugging at the tinsel, oh noes!

Big tabby white cat about to knock a small artificial Christmas tree off a table. He's tugging at the tinsel, oh noes!

How's the tree been getting on?

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a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice ALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
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My copy arrived today and it's ace 👍

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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose . Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .
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Magic! See you Friday 🍻🍻🍻

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2 questions: Are you opening at 12 on Friday, and will you have pork pies?

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Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-...

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Vendor with inflated pig intestines, Mexico, late 19th century

1 year ago 75 22 6 4
Protest flyer calling "NICK TENCONI IS A NAZI," featuring a split image of him in a suit cheering. The text announces a Saturday, 8th Nov, 12PM rally at Sheffield Cathedral to prevent him from marching. Logo for Stand Up To Racism is visible.

Protest flyer calling "NICK TENCONI IS A NAZI," featuring a split image of him in a suit cheering. The text announces a Saturday, 8th Nov, 12PM rally at Sheffield Cathedral to prevent him from marching. Logo for Stand Up To Racism is visible.

Protest flyer showing a large anti-fascist crowd gathered on a city street. Text reads: "WE'VE DRIVEN THE FASCISTS OUT OF TOWN BEFORE AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN." It urges everyone to remind them that "SHEFFIELD IS NAZI FREE" this Saturday.

Protest flyer showing a large anti-fascist crowd gathered on a city street. Text reads: "WE'VE DRIVEN THE FASCISTS OUT OF TOWN BEFORE AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN." It urges everyone to remind them that "SHEFFIELD IS NAZI FREE" this Saturday.

Two women smiling in the foreground of a large anti-racism protest with a yellow banner and many signs. Text highlights the experience as "HAVING FUN" and encourages a swipe to remember how enjoyable fighting the far right is.

Two women smiling in the foreground of a large anti-racism protest with a yellow banner and many signs. Text highlights the experience as "HAVING FUN" and encourages a swipe to remember how enjoyable fighting the far right is.

Wide shot of a massive, crowded anti-far right/anti-racism demonstration marching down an ornate city street. Protesters hold signs and a large pink and yellow banner reading, in part, "WOMEN AGAINST THE FAR RIGHT", "STOP THE FAR RIGHT STAND UP TO RACISM."

Wide shot of a massive, crowded anti-far right/anti-racism demonstration marching down an ornate city street. Protesters hold signs and a large pink and yellow banner reading, in part, "WOMEN AGAINST THE FAR RIGHT", "STOP THE FAR RIGHT STAND UP TO RACISM."

Urgent Call! Stop UKIP leader Nick Tenconi (“Nazi Nick”) from marching in Sheffield this Saturday.

​We need all Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and Nazi-Haters for a massive counter-demo at Sheffield Cathedral, Sat 8th Nov, 12pm (S1 1HA).

Join us to reject Nazis 🗣️ and welcome refugees 🫂 Share widely!

5 months ago 42 23 0 2
[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]

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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: 

Hello there 

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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].

DAD:

Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?

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NT EMPLOYEE:

Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!

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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?

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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:

Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!

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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:

Listen - that's their call 

[Calls emanating from the landscape]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:

They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.

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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are! 

[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].

[Little people noises]: 
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke

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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:

Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.

[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?

NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…

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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].

NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…

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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:

Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?

[ends]

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

5 months ago 1555 800 38 33

I can't wait already 🍻

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👀 is it a ticketed do this year? I've got a day's annual leave left that might come in handy 😉

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Ralf und Florian. Formative members of kraftwerk.
Florian looks like he's just started working in a bank, and Ralf is still dressed like a student.

Ralf und Florian. Formative members of kraftwerk. Florian looks like he's just started working in a bank, and Ralf is still dressed like a student.

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The Foxes Trust, Foxes Pride and Union FS have today released the following joint statement:

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