A dog with one braincell

When you told your cat you were getting them a sibling and got them a half dog.

This cat look weird, I think it's a dog. It's a dog.

I got my cat another cat and I don't know why she's offended. #catdog

Black cat in a shopping basket.

Sometimes I catch her chilling in the shopping basket like I'm going to go out and buy her stuff. #blackcat

Black cat between two pink mice. The click mice not squeak mice.

She just can't even. #blackcat

I mean when you need some ethnic cleansing,why not call the experts?

Hey, Ohio is where I learned how to jump my bike over potholes! That was hella exciting!

This cat is passed out in her window bed. Her tail is just flopped over the side.

I almost never catch this cat passed out. Normally she is FAR too busy with cat business or bossing me around for a true nap. #cat #blackcat #eepycat

Become VP and get the pres to step down probs.

Battling Infectious Diseases in the 20th Century: The Impact of Vaccines The number of infected people, measured over 70-some years and across all 50 states and the District of Columbia, generally declined after vaccines were introduced.

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The original chart is from the wall street journal.

She's a bidness cat upset you don't have that call on speaker

When you are in a call and she's upset it's not cat bidness. #blackcat #voidcat

Ah yes the icky office dude. It's where you learn the skills of dashing to the bathroom and having very important fake phone calls.

When he realizes 23 year old Lexi can't afford shit and doesn't want a guy with 3 kids and a soon to be xwife... He will be back.

This comfy void cat is just watching violent tv on a tablet because she can.

I'm going to have to cut down her screen time. #voidcat #blackcat

Get an abortion in Texas.. murderer. Let your unvaxed kid die of measles in Texas... Religious freedom. That's some fucked up priorities.

It's not just inflation, it's crop failure as well. Double whammy of El Nino droughts and an increased spread of a chocolate plant virus that greatly reduces the plants' yields.

USAID falls under the State Dept not HHS

This cat can never hold still and so she's slightly blurry. She has a flannel collar on, it's red and black like she's a lumber jack. Sometimes she thinks she's a beaver and chews on wood stuff but she's not a beaver, she's supposed to eat chickens and fishes. Speaking of cat food she's yelling at me right now because her cat food is too something. Back to being an emotional support human.

Mileena is a lumberjack now. Not like a lack of flannel ever stopped her from chewing on pencils and chopsticks. #blackcat

The moment I was responsible for laundry. So like 8 or 9.

Prosecutor logic. We can just say you committed 2 kinds of murder in the same act and then using a different bullet committed a third kind of murder on the same ceomans. Something something critical hit.

Nah, bro is just edging his other like minded bromans because they can't accept that really they all just wanna get in the sauna together and have an incel on incel heman woman-hater fuckfest. But that shit requires going outside and not using the Internet.

Black kitty in a box with a paw through a hole in the box trying to get a piece of paper but she can't reach.

And they are supposed to be good little hunters... #blackcat

My micromanaging boss is telling me break time is over. #blackcat #bosscat

Cute black cat in a pink harness staring down the neighbors getting the mail because how dare they

One doesn't walk Mileena, you just sit in the yard and stare at the neighbors doing perfectly normal things. #blackcat

Oh if only pathogenesis was a thing in humans.

Precious Queen of Darkness has just given up and can't anymore. So she's laying on the kitchen floor until someone puts 5 more crunchies in her bowl.

This is a cat protest against a grave crime. She didn't want sardines in lobster sauce, she wanted tuna and duck.

A very cute but offended black cat named Mileena. She thinks all blankets are her's and she's not wrong.

Girl about to throw paws #blackcat