CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Not me! That's crazy. It's a personalized hand-held depression exacerbator.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kash Patel as Pete Buttigieg. Now imagine they're Californian. Doesn't look so much like the Dust Bowl was caused by gammons doing mukbangs now, does it?

As far as I can tell, everybody on Minneapolis BlueSky is spending the day deeply engaging with local politics and everyone on Saint Paul BlueSky is spending the day eating a giant sandwich and drinking beer. And that feels right to me.

Dave, Heather, Steven, Thagg (rip), Eugene, Jennifer, Penelope, I could keep going forever.

Clavicular is coffinmaxxing

Too much, apparently.

Ugh, same. I really wish I hadn't put it off until tonight 😭

They’re going to be in a lot of close, low-scoring games. So they need to do the small things right.

Don’t get thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double. Get a runner home from 3rd with no outs. Don’t get doubled up on a pop-up.

Little league stuff.

a picture of the Big Board at the Mariners game, it shows a happy family in front of two inflatable hump stumps.

Is this @dansavage.bsky.social's film festival ?

Born This Way (Albanian)

Altuve, somehow both 5'6" and 6-7 🤷‍♂️

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Born This Way (Albanian)

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Mary is worse lol

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Lmao thank you Google

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Cte St Michelle wine pickup day for us! 🌞

ℹ️ Graphic Media

gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon

you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

If a human nature exists and it is not compatible with Marxism, then it must be abolished. - Phoebe Bridgers

Goodnight

What are "other things my mom loves anyway" Alex?

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If @aftermath.site hits a subscriber goal of 6,000 members you WILL activate an ABBA-based jump scare in my home.

A Twitter user with the display name Dorothy tweeting " I do not know if this is going to try I am talking to my fridge what the heck my Mom confiscated all my electronics again" sent from LG Smart Refrigerator

Dorothy (rip)

Marge yelling "War Thunder Forums, no!!" Bart, representing the aforementioned forums, says "what?" Marge, embarrassed, says "sorry, force of habit"

To my trans friends, my message today remains the same as it has always been:

Do you want to grab some tacos later? I have a little bit of work to finish up but should be free in like half an hour

They can’t draft you if you have unplayed steam games that counts as continued education