I wonder whose children Mrs. Miller wanted to have when she was 17, and how different all of our lives would be if she had

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

One time, Russia put tons of money into our elections via Facebook. Facebook claimed not to notice. Russia paid for the ads in rubles. Anyhoo, it led to roughly 0 people I know quitting Facebook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meta Removes Ads For Lawsuits Against Social Media - Joe.My.God. Axios reports: Meta on Thursday began removing advertisements from attorneys who were seeking clients that claim to have been harmed by social media while under the age of 18. This comes just two weeks after Meta and YouTube were found negligent in a landmark California case about social media addiction. Lawyers across the country now …

Mr. Headline, I saw a typo. You accidentally misspelled "Meta Cheerfully Takes the Money Without Even Noticing What the Ads Are For"

www.joemygod.com/2026/04/meta...

I don’t mean to be a spoiler of good times but you should not party with the president if he fairly regularly threatens to jail or potentially bankrupt you if you don’t write the news how he thinks you should

Like, skip the dinner and just go to the after parties if u really wanna party

I wonder which countries will be the Allied Powers this time. Japan and Germany? Direct flipflop?

hey, cool, the last time I saw Chelsea Handler's name was in the Epstein files. She was at a dinner with Epstein, Woody Allen, Prince Andrew and Charlie Rose. And you're posting about her hot new boytoy. Cool.

ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

“YA SEE THIS HAT??”

We’ve got it coming.

I remember when Stormfront endorsed Donald Trump despite not typically endorsing. And I remember showing people, and them not caring, and telling them they needed to care because of exactly everything that has happened since and no one listened to me it was and is great

The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

She knew exactly what was going to happen, and also she lost

I mean, who among us hasn't accidentally gotten the totenkopf burned into us?

You are certainly making a compelling case that he is just the dumbest motherfucker alive. "Come on! He didn't know it was a nazi tattoo when he burned the symbol onto his body for all time. Vote for him. Who knows what he won't know next time?"

An utterly irredeemable party.

I like how he proudly declares that we’re punching down

What was the actual ad…? Something about January being “prime underwear refresh season”? And also the ayatollah is dead from a bomb I bought??

I LOVE that none of the podcasts from which I learned I was at war with Iran decided to forgo the ad breaks. “This jarring news of the horrible lives your children are going to have is brought to you by Dude Wipes.”

They are definitely combatting irrelevance with some Stimpyfication

No Service | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | @disneykids YouTube video by Disney Kids

Would you believe:

youtu.be/yNdhDq-DF8k?...

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

I think it's important that all the Qanon loons should know that there's been a coverup and that it's now their time to shine. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

"President Trump wants to attack Iran but the USS Gerald Ford's toilets are clogged with shit" is the sentence I blurt out as soon as I travel back in time to the 1990s.

I am immediately and, quite understandably, tased.

Why are elected Democrats like this?

QR codes?? how about requiring them to wear ordinary name tags and badges (at least while we figure out how to disband the agency)?