Luigi Mangione quite possibly saved this man’s life.

AC contemplating his lunch

Santa actually has three lists; naughty, nice and cunts.

Gotta lock up the poors to keep the prison industrial complex alive

Who doesn’t hate israel?

unidentified man on loudspeaker announced national assembly voted to block martial law. everyone cheered and then the loudspeaker played the worst music imaginable. just the most based korean energy.

My statement on the Assisted Dying Bill.

It’s getting harder to tell the difference

It isn’t “china” that will pay any tariffs at all, they’re levied on importing companies

There’s a lot to be said for being a good constituency MP, as Corbyn shows

it’s a drink not a lifestyle

“Can’t have the plebs deciding who the leader is” - I fucking hate the Parliamentary Labour Party, except Zarah Sultana

Used to work in a pub, had loads of camra twats coming round, most of them fit that stereotype

IMO Chris Bryant is the epitome of lying self serving briefcases

On or in?

Palest Guy Ever is slagging off the chinese, and that’s coming from me

Bonus points for the pub name being in GOLD CAPS

Sir Henry Royce, Hulme

My guess is it’s some far right incel with the physique of a paperclip

I’ve always had a soft spot for FRMPs, you could get your drink on in peace if you didn’t fuck with anybody. At least in city FRMPs, anyway, dunno about small town ones

By they I mean all the dicks who believe this shite

I’m calling bullshit, these aren’t the words of a man old enough to have adult daughters

Are they all joined at the hip or something?

I have no beef with the first sentence

It’s more that I was questioning the second half of her tweet

I’ve heard it’s so you can tell when they need changing

It’s bullshit from France

I know people say this shit, but do they believe it?