A liver and white Brittany chews on a bully stick that she is holding with both paws. Behind her, a red couch with five blankets.

VICTORY

I watched in my UMM bandana!

She sings this all the time.

Sometimes it's bark, sometimes it's arf.

She doesn't know the lyrics.

I like it better when you sing the "Banjo Banjo Banjo" song but you could leave the snake out

You should have tied it tighter! I don't have thumbs, you can't blame me!

I do not awooooo.

Wait he's my sibling?! What the heck were my parents doing before I was born?!

A depressed liver and white Brittany lays in her crate.

That's MY chair!

*I'm* very handsome!

My owner told me he likes to kill bunnies so we will have something to talk about.

A gray tabby with green eyes looks out a window.

This guy lives here now.

He's in my spot.

A smiling liver and white Brittany sits in front of a window, jauntily wearing a light blue bandana with black, white, and blue polka dots and dog bones on it, along with Caribou's logo in white.

A smiling liver and white Brittany sits in front of a window with her ears back, jauntily wearing a light blue bandana with black, white, and blue polka dots and dog bones on it, along with Caribou's logo in white.

A yawning liver and white Brittany sits in front of a window, jauntily wearing a light blue bandana with black, white, and blue polka dots and dog bones on it, along with Caribou's logo in white.

Banjo picked her Caribou bandana today. She loves them for their pup cups.

FOOLISH SQUIRREL

Wouldn't you be surprised to be wrong about that

A liver and white Brittany sits on a red armchair. She is wearing a rainbow bandana with a golden retriever's head and the word "rescue" underneath it. She is not a rescue dog and this is not her bandana.

Stolen valor

Not even once!

I was SO good. We're going to kill bunnies together.

I hate it when my butt gets sniffed! 🤬

I AM MEETING A KITTY TODAY

Well why was it in front of the door

I got a Caribou bandana too!

I hear you have access to naval flares

Coming fall 2026

HER PARENTS LOVE ME

A liver and white Brittany wearing a maroon and gold University of Minnesota Morris bandana lays on a pile of pillows and blankets on a red couch next to a white lawn sign with black lettering that says, "Hug your kids or they'll grow up to be ICE agents."

New sign just dropped

She does this stuff all day long. It's very boring to a dog. We don't need resumes.

Do cats need resumes, @jortsthecat.bsky.social?

Tail-stop obvs

You never let me help when they come over though!

A liver and white Brittany stands with her front paws on a blue skateboard.

Yeah I board, so?