Fig, a corgi mix who is black with a white belly and snout and tan patches, lays on her back, eyes up at the camera, leaning into the crux of a leg, as she is gently given belly rubs
Ugh precious ANGEL 😭
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.
my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
SpaceShipping is BACK with a BANG in JUNKYARD DOLLS. So proud of this spin-off piece and all the work Alex has been doing on bringing back the adventures of the Roebuck and its crew.
Seph, a non-binary white person, wearing a silver-framed pair of Ray Bans indoors. The lenses are clear.
Seph wearing the same glasses, but now the light is a little brighter, and the lenses are tinted purple.
Seph is bright light, outside. The lenses are a deep purple/black, having transitioned into full sunglasses.
I got transition lenses* and AHH THEY'RE SO COOL I FEEL LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD WITH A MOOD RING BRING BACK THE NINETIES
*definitely a pun in there
WAZZOCKS WEDNESDAY! It makes me so happy to write this comic and see my dumb little observational scripts come to life.
Wordle is harder when stoned
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Fig the corgi looks lovingly at the camera.
A close up showing a tiny hair on Fig the dog's nose.
Joke's on her, she got a bath.
HA take THAT you gorgeous fluffy creature!
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
Northern lads don't need brollies. My constitution is made of Sheffield steel!
(Don't tell my IBS, it'll take it as a challenge).
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RAIN JACKETS GIVE ME SENSORY ICKS OK
Sephy, soaking wet, their hair plastered to their face, their glasses hanging from the neck of their t-shirt, which is soaked through to the skin.
Fig, a happy dog in a rainbow rain jacket. She has fared the weather better.
Nice day for it
A photo of a library bookshelf. The most prominent title reads: BITE YOUR FRIENDS.
The library told me to
A tampon bin for disposal in a public toilet, with a pair of googly eyes affixed. Disturbing.
Went to a show called Battle of the Dad Bands, and found the tampon disposal had googly eyes.
This is the pervert I fear in the ladies restroom.
See this is how you attack fascism: with strange, sexualized whimsy they cannot boot stomp or comprehend.
Furries, you're up.
smokey the bear superimposed on a photo of the kimberly clark warehouse fire, the caption says only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires
universal income prevents warehouse fires
The last one said we were more dangerous than nukes. My dude in a dress, I WISH I had that kinda power.
It's so much fun! Officially registered ones are usually already on there, but there are plenty of indie boxes that need mapping!
Well, this has given me a hugely different perspective. I am a person, not an object being sold.
So here's a mini insight into me: every time I see a Little Lending Library in my city, I take a picture and add it on Google Maps (if it's not there already) so other folks can find them - such as...
Or buy one for very cheap from Pixabay (the free stuff is for non-commercial use only, but it costs a couple of bucks to license a basic image)
Thank you for actually asking "why". I hate AI, but I have seen some genuinely thoughtful, not-very-online folks using it. Starting a conversation with them about why might actually curb this trend.
She would 100% put out a Clove cigarette in my coffee for sending her to school.
Wanna see my sweet feral monster corgi in cartoon form?
This week on Wazzocks: Alex meets Fig!
I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning.
I've saved so many dogs.
This is how you make friends at uni - it's a great icebreaker!
This may be a little indulgent, but...I launched my first ever comic with my boyfriend. It's about our weird queer love (I'm trans-masc), and all the strange absurdities we get up to.
www.patreon.com/posts/wazzoc...
This is the most British shit I've ever seen
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!
WAZZOCKS, my real-life comic about queer romance (featuring ME, your favourite trans-masc goblin!) has its debut on Patreon.
Please check it out, I am so excited for my first ever comic, and its representation of queer love 🏳️⚧️ 🩷🤍🩵
