You can have him

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Problem?

First order of business? Let's pass some Republican approved immigration policy!

I don't even think you can categorize it as a failure of the imagination, since this is BondsDogs/Zionist ally.

Time to take these leaded hose drinkers to task

I did a video search for the teaser and the 5th and 6th hits were a VR porn of the same name. lol

Weirdly enough, I want to see that guy who did that much maligned IGN Arc Raiders review with the potato computer do more games.

Not because I have some old machine but I just want to see what his output looks like.

Smell that, lads?

You damn right. Nosebleed weather

I thought that was mostly about fake case citations from people who didn't check what the LLM was writing?

Google engineer rejected by 16 colleges uses AI to sue universities for racial discrimination A California man, who has filed multiple lawsuits against major university systems over his son's college rejections, says artificial intelligence has become the key to pursuing the cases after no law firm agreed to represent them.

People think that when a college gets applications, they just stack them up from worst to best and take the top however many, except for when DEI/woke/whatever gets in the way

abc7.com/story/google...

Got floated to a tele/step-down unit last night and man I do not know how they do it.

How am I supposed to look at wounds, give meds, and all this other stuff when all my patients are living human beings who need a night of regular sleep???

Oh! My first StS2 win. I will cherish her

Noice

It's not much but it's honest work

4/ US-Israeli impunity has shredded the international order: Canada should lead in rebuilding it.

Framed pic of Pam Bondi in a small office trash can

Okay

No it's real

Trump signs order imposing 100 percent tariff on brand name drugs President Trump signed an executive order Thursday targeting imported brand name drugs with a 100 percent tariff, citing the U.S.’s “import reliance” as reason for the decision. &…

100% tariffs on brand name pharmaceuticals that seems to primarily apply to... South America, Africa, and Asia?

thehill.com/policy/healt...

Hardly seems relevant. Further than that, if you asked me how I would feel about a TV celebrity who shared a lot of my politics and could exert enough control over the entire democratic party to reshape it similarly- I would sprain my hands giving you a double thumbs up as quickly as I could.

Do you think the thing they find objectionable about Trump, even in part, is that "he's a celebrity"?

Because that's not my problem with this administration. At all.

Makes me view her rallying against children having phones in school in a somewhat different light. A boiling pot for her crab, perhaps.

I love it

This is what happens to you if the comedy special from the person who did Trump lip-sync was a pivotal moment in your life.

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

it is seriously nasty fucking work to post a screenshot of someone talking about their personal trauma surrounding conversion therapy as an example of people threatening you. why would you do that

Nobody would have had a problem with that if they were concerned about their health!

Woman putting dishes in dishwasher with overlaid text "I don't know how many times we have to tell husbands we don't hate your hobbies..."

Some of these people's relationships scare me

Dislike the lack of physical buttons, but hard to complain about in an EV that's <$10k

The ultimate prank