Oh good the dog’s puking. Awesome.

They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.

They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.

That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.

👁️❤️🐶🐕

🔥 Incredible — ex @washingtonpost.com cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social drops a post of gratitude and includes spin-off cartoons of her rejected toon, including @JeffBezos puckering up for Trump’s rump.

Remind us never to piss off the cartoonists! 👀 anntelnaes.substack.com/p/with-grati...

Not again

Is the War on Christmas still a thing? We talked to three scowling retirees at a Bill O'Reilly book signing in Pompano Beach.

i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse

Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Margo Chester in Christmas Vacation

She’s an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment, now come on now.

Making my dog do the perp walk (dragging her away from the cat food by the harness)

ALT: Gisèle Pelicot is seen in close-up, smiling. She wears her light brown hair in a short bob. She has on a black zip-front jacket with a white scarf at her neck. Text reads: "The Face of Courage." Photo credit: Clement Mahoudeau/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

Gisèle Pelicot stood with her head held high in a courtroom in Avignon, France, on Thursday as the verdicts in the four-month rape trial of her ex-husband and 50 other men were read. Her image has become a symbol of female strength around the world, our critic writes.

Read more: nyti.ms/49MwR3U

WARREN GRILLS THE CEO: “BC United Health bought up every link in the health care chain, you are now in a position to jack up prices, squeeze competitors, hide revenues, pressure docs to put profits ahead of patients… it is time to break up the UH monopoly.”

FULL: www.instagram.com/reel/DDpwKgf...

5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.

Back in the 80's, if you had told me that HIV was curable, I would have thought you were nuts. It's been a long road from ignoring and vilifying to cure, but here we are.

Man I love being at a bar when all the middle aged guys are talking about their colonoscopies

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

I have no idea what creamed chipped beef is but it can’t be good

So fucked up.

It has to be so bad to pack your baby up and move! No one gets in a boat until the water is safer than the land.

Please.

What Gender-Affirming Care Actually Means "It was instantly easier to live.”

You've probably been hearing the term "gender-affirming care" lately, but do you know what it actually means? We break it down here: www.teenvogue.com/story/what-g...

A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming

Freedom of speech means that the government can't prevent you from expressing yourself. It does not protect you from the consequences of what you say or do. xkcd by Randall Munroe. xkcd.com/1357/

When things are going tits up sometimes a diner waitress calling you honey makes it better

Dinesh D'Souza admitting his film "2000 Mules" had a "flaw" is like saying the Titanic had a "mild flotational hinderance"

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Fact: The Counting Crows lyric “it’s been a long December” was written halfway through the first day of December.

Going to an entirely new grocery store because blueberries were on sale because the dog likes blueberries is an entirely new level of pet ownership

waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin