just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

in the last 15 months 3 elected Democratic members of congress have died of natural causes and 2 have now resigned in disgrace. They've got until next January to beat the previous session, which saw 5 deaths and but only one resignation in disgrace.

In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

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Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:

at night skeletons come to life
they come from underground
bones are the skeletons' money
they pull your hair up, but not out
the bones are their money
so are the worms

it's funny how this is just marxism but if you say it like this the people who get scared of marxism seem like morons at best and willfully divisive at worst

(complimentary)

i'm so insanely library-pilled now. y'all know you can just borrow books from this place. have you heard about this

Me getting to the airport two hours early

the penne opticon

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

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Biden was not a candidate for president in the 2024 election, just fyi

Every republican in my family is just as miserable and fixated on cable tv news as they were 4 years ago

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types:

If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

They’re literally holding it at an illegally occupied stolen building!!!! This is insane!!!!!!

trying to make conversation with other captive parents at a kid birthday party

Democrats planning to run in November’s midterm elections have been advised not to antagonise pro-AI campaign groups that have amassed more than $300mn to fight for the industry’s priorities. The warnings by top party consultants, corroborated by people close to four different campaigns and party strategists speaking on the condition of anonymity, come despite internal polling for Democrats showing widespread public support for tougher AI rules.

They're calling it the best democracy ever.

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It’s so wild to watch the news in 2026 and constantly seeing elected politicians and high-level government officials behave in ways that would get them kicked out of the public library I work at.

The only thing that’s could have improved the finale would being killing Jon off screen after he kills Dany and having us find out about it in a manner similar to the death in The Secret Agent

Hold the selfies, put the 'Gram away
Get your family, y'all hold hands and pray
When you got daughters, always keep 'em safe
Watch out for vipers, don't let them indoctrinate
Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A
You're my number one, with the lemonade

the concept of a nonbinary Liver King

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

"Reportedly has a bathroom next to the children's section" is going to be bouncing around my head like a DVD screen saver for weeks

Last month in The Onion:

it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”