The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Not very seriously (yet?) but I have a friend trying to convert me

Woodcock just chilling in Bryant Park

BIRB MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Please insert the “too emotional” joke of your choice tonight.

Dawn should be allowed one free swing imo

he’s so grumpy, it’s deeply funny to me

Genooooooooo

I would love to hand these folks a copy of House of Leaves just to see the reaction.

Today was already a bad day on the internet but the addition of AI slop into the mix takes it to a new level of complete shit.

This open cup broadcast being like, hey, wanna see the moon? And you know what, yes. I do.

Every season, a new story. Who’s to say what comes next, or how this chapter ends. Onward and upward, destination unknown. 🗺️

The official match poster for Vermont Green FC vs Westchester SC in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup Second Round. Written and designed in Burlington by Tyler Littwin.

Oh now that’s some shithousery

Best I can tell, the home stadiums of all 8 teams in 2013 had a total capacity of 63,582.

Very likely that more people are at Summit vs. Spirit today.

As someone who’s been at NWSL games with under 1000 people, an attendance like this in Denver really does have the power to blow my mind.

You develop many strange songs for babies but my no. 1 go to has been adapting this to many things but the most commonly heard is Diaper Change, Diaper Change, Salem is getting his diaper changed.

Happy for Houston but no W team in New England til the mid 2030’s is crazy

Let’s go CT!

Def book but I get why they did it with the movie. My main thing was while Sandra Huller was perfectly cast, I wish we had gotten a little more sense of her power and how she used it in the book.

did I cry bc of Rocky multiple times? Yes.

Project Hail Mary is pretty much perfectly executed.

😈

El Farolito sure had a night, huh.

It was mostly a brand new roster that was well recruited but had a single training session together in full, I’d count it.

bringing this back for no reason whatsoever 😇

The vibes are immaculate here in Burlington for Vermont Green's home match vs. Portland Hearts of Pine 🐉

Yes, it was the coldest game I’ve been at.

Was in the 20s but windchill meant single digits. At least it was daytime!

Sort of warm today! Tomorrow’s mystery: Will this Open Cup game displace That One SheBelieves Game at Red Bull as the coldest game I’ve been to? Current forecast calls for a feels like temp of 6!

Y’all she had a HIP REPLACEMENT IN DECEMBER.

Weather delay opening weekend, that’s the NWSL, baby!