Nooooooooooooo

I find this so incredibly useful in a whole range of different contexts!

It's Festival of Me Day! Is work going to buy me a book I've been looking forward to and my favourite hot drink and leave me to uninterrupted bliss for several hours? No it is not

This is the kind of content I'm here for tbh

it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother

EVEN NUMBERS DISPLEASE BALAUR

...I've not even made it to On Phone In Bed yet. I'm still on On Phone On Sofa Thinking About Bed

It's a new better problem!

I would like the serenity to stop fucking around on my phone and just go to bed, the courage to stop fucking around on my phone and just go to bed, and the wisdom to stop fucking around on my phone and just go to bed

the cookie monster writes about food under an om nom nom de plume

The Grink helped me to survive, and I helped him. We laughed together over a fire on the beach, eating succulent fresh-caught crab, the juice of it smearing our mouths, the heat of the shells burning our fingers. When we kissed it was strange, daring, unheard of. Inevitable.

Fucking hell

Oh my god, amazing

❤️❤️❤️

A quote from Smart Bitch, Trashy Books that says "The world-building is excellent, the prose is gorgeous, and the characters and their relationships are phenomenal." Next to it is an image of an ereader displaying a book cover with the title Thornfruit. The cover has a red background and an illustration of white flowers.

indie book sale fantasy, sci-fi, & horror 11-13 April the background image is a grid of book covers

My novel Thornfruit, the first of a queer fantasy trilogy about discovering that your mom is maybe doing kind of a lot of murders, and (in books 2-3) that you are in love with 2 people, is on sale for 99¢. Memory magic, secret letters, sea monsters, bisexual pining & 280+ SFFH ebooks indiebook.sale

They should sing songs about your great feats!

It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap

*scream!*

Yay!

On the NASA #Artemis II livestream just now: "... and the song you heard was Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan to kick off the crew's day" 🩷🐴🌈

I liked this post but fundamentally I Do Not Like It

Today I learned Habbo Hotel and Hazbin Hotel are extremely different things

Interesting,,,

Warning! Today is MISINFORMATION day on the internet. It's totally unlike any other day-

[finger to ear]

Mmhmm.

And the other is just completely avoidable and makes a lot of sense to be freaked out by

It really helped me think differently about the role cars play in society and what parts of that we allow mainstream debate about

4/4

I live in a moderate traffic city in a country with excellent gun control, and I found it so striking that both the letter writer and the (US-based) columnist treated guns and cars as if they belonged in the same breath, whereas for me one is a necessary fact of life with risks attached

3/

And the advice columnist was just like, risk is a fact of life, you shouldn't limit yourself by trying to avoid it at all costs, your anxiety is not normal and may require medical support or counselling

2/

I saw a really interesting advice column once where the letter writer was from a low traffic city in a country with good gun control and has moved to the US to get married, and was incredibly freaked out by the cars and guns everywhere that could just kill people at any moment

1/

Channing Tatum Is Writing a "Very Sexy" Romance Novel Channing Tatum partnered with author Roxane Gay to write a romance novel that she described as "very sexy." Read all about it, here.

Wha… what!?

Channing Tatum is co-writing a romance novel with Roxanne Gay about two people who make a pact to get married after 40.

www.instyle.com/channing-tat...

Headline writers crossing all their fingers that whatever Scott Mills did it was dark and satanic