The female's neck is increased proportionately.

Charlton Heston was made of Soylent Green!

"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.

Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him His worst fear has already come true.

A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.

Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

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Who'd've

I blame the food-grade knitting needles.

I felt the same when I saw Arianna Grande on Sam & Cat! It broke my brain a little bit.

Roomba maker files for bankruptcy, weighed down by debt and tariffs iRobot, the U.S. firm that had robots vacuuming homes, will be taken over by its China-based supplier. It's assuring owners that devices will keep working as usual.

Awkward! 😬

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Cranberries for Christmas.

A shoddy structure of a gingerbread house with leaky pipes in the back and a gruesome snowman homicide in the front, his crack pipe on the ground beside him.

I once created a gingerbread crack house and won an award.

A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Just got my Spotify Wrapped. My number 1 song was “I’d Rather Stick Knitting Needles In My Ears Than Use An App That Exploits Artists, Platforms Bigots And Posts Adverts For ICE”. Number 2 was, “Once In A Lifetime”, by Talking Heads.

Unfun Fact: The Klan was a pyramid scheme

As a seasoned professional, I say, "Ship it!"

Support JUnit JUnit is maintained by a team of passionate volunteers. This is your chance to give back and support the project!

JUnit is undoubtedly one of the most important projects in the #Java ecosystem. And it's 100% free and open!

Let me be frank: If we can't get THIS project to the point where a single maintainer can focus on it, then what does that say about our commitment to Free & Open Source Software?

1/3 ⏩

There are plenty of GOOD reasons to not use AI to do your homework (or work work) without bringing religion into it.

Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.

Geologic Core Sample

xkcd.com/3171/

I'm still mad that Australia is wider than the Moon.

Every month is National Potato Month.

National Potato Month is my favorite month.

AOC pointed out that MTG is resigning a couple of days after her pension kicks in.

Spring Boot 4.0.0 available now Level up your Java code and explore what Spring can do for you.

Exciting News 🎉 Spring Boot 4.0.0 is here: spring.io/blog/2025/11...

Let's not forget about The Monkey Bunch!

AI Open Letter — AECJ Sign our open letter below to tell Amazon leadership that we need a more responsible rollout of AI. Every single signature makes our message stronger.

Proud to support these Amazon workers who are fighting to change the company from the inside. (Hint hint: Form a union!!)

www.amazonclimatejustice.org/open-letter?...

Can’t see any reason for sw engineers to choose Windows with this weird direction they are doubling down on

So odd because Microsoft has building dev tools in their DNA… their OS doesn’t look like anything a builder who wants OS control could choose

Mac or Linux it is for devs

Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.

Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)

There’s armed, masked thugs kidnapping people off streets, 40 million people are denied food stamps and the planes are being cancelled AND STILL 41% of Americans approve of the job he’s doing. It’s not him that’s the problem. It’s 41% of Americans that are the problem.

"I'm givin' you just thirty days to get my money, or else Mugsy here is gonna pay you a little visit, see?"

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