He’s a buddy of mine. Brilliant, complex cat.

Tonight’s look: campaign cosplay meets community theater meltdown. When the performance matters more than the facts, just add face paint and call it leadership. Standing ovation from the mirror only.

#TrumpsStateOfDelusion

It's Not a Cult Video YouTube video by Doremus Heller

Well, the mirror and…

She’s Christian. The syphilis king is a truth-teller. Wookies are naturally hairless. Etc. am I doing maga right?

Don't Sue Us, Uncle George YouTube video by Ghetto Wookie

The most creative band in the universe? That’s not up to the lawyers. You decide.

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Given that the other fucker is dead…at this point shouldn’t we start calling them the Trump Survivors?

Feel every piece of this.

I made $13.50 for staying the hell home.

My bet in #46 - Epstein's Engine! It's SO fast.

Is that a threat or a thank you from Graham?

Neobrownshirt couture is the new thing!

Mhhmm. Why isn't compliance with the Epstein Files release mandate in any budget demands?

Fuck that guy.

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If I have it correct…Democratic “leadership” is currently engaged in deep debate about whether to fund…(checking notes)…a mad king’s literal private gestapo. A debate on which they will almost certainly cave. About right?

And she stepped to beat his fool ass. Imagine TACO getting spritzed by a crazed brown person. Diaper change time.

There has never been a fascist movement in history that allowed unfettered gun access its subjects. If magats could spell history that might give them pause in their synchronized jackbooting parades.

It’s #NotACult!

We’ll always have the trans horde trying to drag our children off for lunchtime gender reassignment. 🤷‍♂️

I hear him every time I moisturize.

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I liked his film work better, honestly.

MFA. Author. Business gooner. Nazis can fuck forever off.

"We will do this. They will obey or we will send masked men to murder them for your freedom!"

They are chasing suspected brown people into--stay with me for this--embassies. Foreign Embassies.

Her main credentials include botched surgery, pancake makeup and a lusty embrace of ignorance.

Pack instinct.

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You guys are bad at this. A far more apt headline would be “Trump Blathers Again Like Demented Klan Member at End of Bar”

Man I loved Spinal Tap.

If a history book needed the nutshell quote for MAga, here it is. Again.

Fuck That Guy