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Posts by Matt

Saw the email:

FBI PR: It's false

(what's missing)

Atlantic: why?
FBI PR: because we said so.

Like the FBI is NOT going to deny it?

I can see it now "Kash is a party boy, but we're trying to DL all that, especially after the Olympics, you know? Do us a solid and don't print this, ok?"

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Gonna enjoy watching the Atlantic respond with "Bring it. We have ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the receipts....."

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Trump-serial rapist and pedo

Vance-Change his name 18 times until he finds something bro-tastic.

Pickled Pete-What's he up to now? Three baby mama?, (all acquired while he was married.)

Ears Rubio-His dirt isn't out yet, so he's the one that has a balloon fetish or something else gnarly.

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That's diplomacy 101: you don't bite the hand you're trying to take something out of.

Trump is as diplomatic as a flying brick.

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The only difference between the Post and National Enquirer is type face. There's no difference.

They print just to fill column inches and couldn't give a flying fuck about facts.

Next...

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God help us if we get Newsom

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All that for $400 million in donations? The ballroom itself spec'd out at over $1000psq, not even pricing what's supposedly underneath it. I'm not buying a single word of it.

These are the ramblings of a serial liar who is convinced Diet Coke cures cancer.

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This dildo with a receding hairline deserves ALL that's coming to him and then some.

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I knew his father and Billy was a whole different guy when the cameras weren't rolling. If he were alive and saw this bullshit he'd have Franklin in the woodshed for life.

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I'm surprised the fucker is in the 30's. I expected lower.

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It'll be a miracle if she's re-elected next year. At this point she's realized she is riding the wrong coattails but it's too late.

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I live in Italy and was there for that. This is an Italian making their point. Every Italian. You think they're arguing between themselves - nope.

He just ratcheted it up from 8 to 10 and called Meloni out to her face, and for the first time she was speechless. She capitulated the next day.

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I live in Italy. People read his comments like this and applaud him like a rock star.

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I couldn't love this more

thehill.com/policy/inter...

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Karma is a patient bitch. She's waiting, watching and she ALWAYS collects.

His day is coming and I'll dance in a red dress down Pennsylvania Avenue when it does.

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Hegseth accused of war crimes in newly filed articles of impeachment House Democrats will introduce five articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday, accusing him of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.The measure int...

It's never too early to pray we kill them in the midterms....

www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth...

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From the man that thought horse dewormer kills Covid, in addition to bleach and sunlight....

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Some of those staff have been there since Reagan 2.0 and are notoriously bipartisan.

NO ONE in the world could blame the waiter if he did decide to jump ship and do it either. Not at this point.

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He also has a button on the Resolute Desk to summon the next diet coke.

You KNOW that poor waiter that has to bring it quietly thinks every time the bell goes off "Maybe this is the one that gets him..."

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One bottle has enough sodium in it to kill a rhino in it's tracks.

He drinks - at minimum - 12 of them a day.

He also takes aspirin like they're Pez (because he wants really thin blood - (his words).

Place your bets:
-Time/date of stroke (over/under by 5)
-Size of stroke
-Incapitation level

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Fuck around, find out.

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See Inside Kristi Noem’s Mile-High Jet Boudoir EXCLUSIVE: PunchUp has exclusively obtained photos from inside the former DHS Secretary’s $108 million “shagtastic” scandal-on-wings.

$110 million taxpayer dollars for Kristi's jet

And it's got a shower and a sauna....

thepunchup.substack.com/p/kristi-noe...

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Hello Fresh has got jokes....

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Dude has a history of juggling drugs, usually failing and other shitty behavior.

This is like watching someone commit suicide in slow motion.

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After action plan to follow soon....

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Last I heard she was sus for investing in Zoom the day before the announcement on closures.

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We all know he's nuts. Address the bigger issues:

-Who's typing it for him? The man has an intern following him around with a printer because he hates tech.
-Who else has access to his account and posts for him? They've used that fall guy before.
-Who's working OT inside to cover it all up?

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One thinks he's better than the Pope, another thinks he can teleport, and yet another thinks measles is good for the herd.

I can't imagine where their concern is coming from.

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His issues were spotlighted in the debates with the eating cats meltdown. And he still got in.

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She must have been watching Craigslist when the call came out for the actor on this one. They've used her before (and the c-note was probably all she got).

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