i’m pretty laid back until i gotta lean forward

one thing about me? i’m signing up for that class action lawsuit

if you are trans, you have to live. the world needs your spirit, your art, and when they bury these decrepit monsters clinging to power by lying about who you are we will need your help pissing on their graves.

Teen girl in hospital bed reading from her little clam shell

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

like is it kind of fierce? yes. but also, why are gay ppl like this??

going to a comedy show with my ex-wife on our wedding anniversary and having internalized homophobia about it

2026 is the year i start strapping again (new year, new look, new paige)

don’t go spending no money on me if you owe me a sorry. you’re wasting my time and your coins.

“what do you want for christmas?”

an apology

been there 😩😭😖

being straight and working in theater professionally feels like a microaggression

$85 imports fees have arrived to humble me for this decision, don’t worry

sundays are for sleep debt

unfortunately for me, i did remember it was my birthday month and i have been thinking about these for over a year and they were $75 off so…. in a sense, they were free

oh no OH NO they’re ON SALE 🫠🫠

when i was a little baby, a witch put a curse on me to be obsessed with expensive pants…

i thought a gold-wrapped N*zimobile (cyberCuck) was my gonna be my final straw today but then my brother left me a voicemail

mercury rX is officially over and so is my diplomacy

sorry to all ppl named “Christine” but this one bitch at my job has poisoned the well and i can’t talk to y’all anymore without getting angry

can i sue the tiktok tarot girlies for their attempts to induce spiritual psychosis?? asking for a Me

the medical impacts on our lives alone should be enough to squash this notion. we just started studying cis women’s bodies what?? 8 years ago? what makes you think they’re rushing to study trans men? my biological reality has not changed because i get correctly gendered at the grocery store now

trans masculinity is a marginalized gender experience and it helps no one except cis men to pretend otherwise

i would never seek to discount the very real violence and strife that trans women / transfemmes face, but i thought the whole point of transition was embracing our differences and honoring our individuation. who does it benefit (besides cis ppl) to collapse trans men into an imagined toxic monolith?

sorry to engage in discourse skeeting, but pls stop saying that trans men have male privilege! if my supposed privilege is predicated on meticulous upkeep of the illusion that i am cis, then it’s actually a chore i have been given for the cost of a public life, lest i face corrective violence.

one of my lesbian best friends recently admitted that she might be getting “deprogrammed” from TSw*ft fandom. nature is healing, etc.

thrifting is not a social activity for me. i need to focus!! you go do your thing, i’ll do mine, and we can meet in the middle for show-and-tell.

just had to explain who bobby brown was to my partner… age gap relationships are not for the faint of heart

there is a house centipede in my bathroom and we are having a standoff. i can feel myself becoming Michael Shannon from Bug in real time.

A large torso composition made by Eoin of two rattlesnake tattoos. The tattoos go from upper chest to mid-stomach, traversing some scar tissue from the client’s top surgery. The tattoos are made in black ink, in a high-contrast style of illustration.

shed this skin 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

ofc king of the hill was good!! a new mexican’s assessment of texas will Always be on the money