wegovy sounds like the government trying to be cute when they introduce themselves

Bankin' It YouTube video by Jugboy

what do you all know about jugboy

youtu.be/fu8Jm81Pqrg?...

successfully figured out breakfast lunch and dinner today, all three. batting a thousand on eating. will see what tomorrow holds

I did the cocktail for this again, and it is very delicious. So you'll have some liquid courage to talk to the cool writers you see

zodiac this, enneagram that

the real question is, what pinball cabinet theme would you choose to buy if you had the money/space for one

as a former Jamba Juice employee, those are not real drinks in dtf st louis

good show though

He’s accomplished so much!

I don’t like being older than Homer

Joshes are always looking for coattails to grab

saw the new godzilla trailer. predictably, that giant lizard is in it

ai couldnt help me eat these vegan smores cookies, but you could

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social take notes, nyc should get one of these

this is a brand new thing for me, and such a clear tell that only robots are involved, since I have a book podcast, not a book

i'm biased, but this is a good one. the book is terrific and Lior is a blast to talk to

bah humbug

sorry it’s so cold. I keep putting my big coat away, that’s got to be part of it

blank check has over 580 episodes, but even if they were watching the movie minute by minute, it's only 95 minutes. they gotta be tired of watching it by now

chuck schumer arrives at the press conference, breathless. this is him trying his hardest. his eyes are bloodshot. nothing to lose. "he won't say allah anymore, after we pass this bill"

He programmed calling him “baby” before he explained goodbyes

he was mean to me once, none of the pieces seem to cover that

the only time i ever see nyt articles is when y'all re-tweet them with their original links and say "can you believe they said this?" yes, I believe they're dumb. you're also falling for it, so now you're dumb too

he looks like he's just said "and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

come to my movie theater, where everyone has to check their phone AND smart watch before entering the building, and everyone is issued sleep tape to wear for the duration. ages 25 and up

clock on the wall in an episode of the simpsons. pink and green spikes around the orange clock face with purple detail

why have they never mass produced the simpsons wall clock. i want one

if only you guys could remove the ai slop polluting your app

can I go see it when it comes out

follow the muse!

you get it

abby's

okay, it's hilarious. but is it heartfelt