It gets even better!

Pete literally renamed it the Department of War then tossed combat readiness out the window.

George Washington literally made his solider get the small pox vaccine, I guess a Founding Father isn't THAT into freedom.

Baby, Wazzu and Boise have no historically disliked each other but we're startin' the new Pac-12 with some HATIN' @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions

Go Sounders.

The St. Louis/Sounders kit match-up is an absolutely nightmare.

-Signed, red-green colorblind dude

SAY NO, BOTH OF YOU

I know this is @davidjroth.bsky.social's bit, but no quote has ever sounded more like a coach who's 2-8 (1-7 in conference) whose starting QB is already in the portal and whose entire defensive backfield is liking and reposting videos of him tripping over his headset cable

Ninth inning with three base hits that should be outs and it turns into five runs, sure.

Go M's.

The amount of joy it brings me to see Liga MX teams beside themselves at calls they swore were going their way is immeasurable.

Why watch a bunch of has-beens poke around resort courses when you can watch Oregon State's QB throw the dumbest interception known to man?

I ain't going back for that inadvisable fourth helping of pork shoulder and more bourbon at 11 p.m. to watch LIV, Pac-12 and ACC footbawl saving multiple industries.

Jon Rahm in the 2nd round at LIV Singapore? No.

Boise State v. San Diego State in a late night Pac-12 shootout? Oh yes, baby.

Bryson about to find out that contract with the Saudis ain't worth the paper it's written on, eh?

Pope isn't tough on crime? It's fine, Donnie just thinks the Papal States still exist, amirite folks?

If you repeat, you shouldn't have to foot the bill for the dinner.

"SHOW HIM HUGGING HIS ADORABLE DAUGHTER!" I yelled to the whole bar

Oh God no, Rory.

Does Rory have to put the jacket on himself?

Insane before last year to say Rory is going to go back to back.

Professionally golfer for 30 years and it remains as easy to dislike him today as it was during the Clinton Administration.

... I have numerous inquiries.

Raise my taxes to do more cool stuff like that.

We need a discretionary Cool Stuff fund.

Not me letting out a big breath when Integrity answered back.

737-300 military variant with a BBL.