Seeing that again reminds me how “Country Over Party” was one of those campaign slogans that, as a pundit once said of a Pat Buchanan speech, probably sounded better in the original German.

I just don’t think a man should declare his hostility to Star Wars and then pick a Bluesky handle that sounds like a word from an Ewok song.

Words like “swell!” And “So’s yer old man!”

This is already my favorite “not really an adaptation of a board game” movie since Mouse Trap.

But THIS is a hungry, hungry hippo.

If they would still let you smoke cigars in airport bars, I would gladly arrive three or four hours before my flight and bring a book to read while I drank scotch and waited for my flight. Especially if they had comfy chairs.

Beau Is Afraid. Because I delighted in the experience of three hours in which I had no idea what would happen from one minute to the next.

Beau Is Afraid. Because I delighted in the experience of three hours in which I had no idea what would happen from one minute to the next.

The full extent of a Dem-majority Congress’ compromise should be to invite Republicans to embrace BOFA.

Beyond that, they should prevent Trump from making any further appointments which require Congressional confirmation, and make him use his damaged hand to veto all the progressive bills they can.

“Hello? Anybody home? Aw, come on, guys, this isn’t funny anymore!”

Just do a “Previously…” before the opening credits. Hasn’t Joe Russo ever watched a two-part episode before?

I bet they could even get Will Arnett to do the “Previously…” voice.

Ranulph Fiennes’ third cousin once removed would later go on to restore the family’s relationship with Hollywood!

I actually kinda have a soft spot for when she didn’t have any clear connection to Earth-616 yet, in her own series.

Truth.

Jesus, Kezia, have some dignity.

You broke “the X Rules!” For shame!

Oh, that’s easy. Dakota North.

Richard Grenell did not need Donald Trump’s help to be a terrible person.

"An object that never tires can cover ground much slower than any athletic human can sprint, and significantly slower than the fastest humans can run a mile, so we let it keep going until its speed sounded impressive."

Desperate But Not Serious: The Kash Patel Story

I honestly never thought this would happen in my lifetime.

Computers in my dreams still run on MS-DOS. And what’s on the screen is never what I’m typing, or even close, despite multiple attempts.

Dude!

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

Whatever shall they think of next?

Now, the bunny doesn’t get eaten by the dogs at this time. The dogs don’t get the bunny.

21. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful. 22. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?

Palantir is part of the "regressive and harmful" subculture that destroyed USAID, terminated mRNA research, trashed NIH & CDC & FDA & EPA, and brought back measles. Within the next few years, their subculture will be responsible for more preventable deaths than any other in human history.
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It's not often you see a bad mashup of The Fountainhead and white nationalist colonialism used to sell a software product, yet here we are.

Nobody tell Clarence Thomas that he was surely making liberals miserable well before he got on the Supreme Court.

Unremarkable! Where else are you going to see Roman Polanski and Yul Brynner cruise each other?