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You are such a…

How long before @djnsussex.bsky.social starts moaning ?

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Lamb is the most vile thing ever.

Been to the gym. Written a blog. Now time for eggs

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I rejoined the gym. Send help.

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There are more and more Kelly Osbornes out there. It is a hideous look.

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Eek !

Such a fabulous place. It is mind blowing!

MAKE IT STOP

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My head this am. A lunch that ended at 9.30 is to blame

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Ok

Awww. Twink.

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I am off to zone 3. Send help.

Oh hey London. It has been a while

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It’s a tad early

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you know you’re back in London when you go to Sainsbury’s and there is a massive bust up

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Off to London. To go Paris

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Definitely

Hey, at least you still get dms 😛

Life is so dull

I need frisking.

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90 percent of lay-by in France seem to be cruising hotspots 😬

On a ferry 😱😱😱 at least I have a cabin

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I am getting old - passkeys confuse me

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Can I put the heating on yet ?

Yes ! Way too many drinks

Just walked by ! Was heading to kings arms to meet a friend

Yes !

I think I spotted you at the welly the other day 👀

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