we're coming up on the warmer months now. don't forget the sunscreen, the goggles, and the speedo

reminder that you can always check the status of bluesky at status.bsky.app

websites should be always be antagonistic, visceral, and horny

"ThePersonTypingThisPasswordIsNowGay#69"

*cracks knuckles* that'll show 'em

this is bullshit. nobody put me on the anti-ai ai haters blocklist

i hate ai and if you "love" ai i hate you too. almost 9 billion people on earth; i don't gotta make friends with all of them

shoulda asked Claude for a spell check 😬

Claude, please pin this notification at the top of this man's reading list:

"Please don't throw me into the pool again. I want to live."

the requirement for Jerry to stay verified is to post bad, as a warning sign to others. he's the low watermark for posting. if anyone is able to post worse, protocol dictates lockdown so no such further posts can breach containment

no way. GARFIELD? the fuckin cartoon CAT? knew that orange asshole was shady as hell

the code, as well as images are all vibes

dark magic. this has been the only image to load for me for a while

but don't worry, our six-year-old consoles will go up in price by another $100 to compensate

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

to be fair, i was more envisioning a single engine prop plane lol

quick q: would you be fine with a situation where other countries use "internment camps" for citizens of "American Origin" every time the U.S. trades blood for oil?

that's very rude and distasteful. he couldn't post because his phone was broken. from throwing it out an airplane window (it was too hot and he figured the wind would cool it down)

it's ironic that LLMs have zero safety limits telling people how to off themselves / others, the devs of bsky use them to "vibe code" (when they aren't chucking phones into pools) yet bsky itself has rules against the very things these chatbots do

i call this maneuver "Robbing the Devil's Library"

printers aren't telling children how to kill themselves and murder others. try again

i regret to inform everyone present that being reminded of the game, even through winning, is still *being reminded of the game* and therefore a losing condition

[ USER WAS TARRED AND FEATHERED FOR THIS POST ]

in a game series where every character looks like they are working overtime to do the "when your custom character is in a cutscene" trope, Mickey always looks like the *most* custom character of any scene

the day ends when you aren't allowed to feed Gremlins anymore

digimon world 4

are you six years old

i feel like she just does it for the love of the game

so you agree it's a genocide and agree she supported it.

that about wraps the case up, thanks

this is the best response ever to somebody attempting to troubleshoot a problem on their end. tell me, you've been in the tech support business long?

Smokefleet

if this happened to me i would simply cut off every wing but one and wear a cool technosamurai outfit and dye my hair silver and start using a very long sword and work for Shinra and call myself Sephiroth

i'll just go have a seat in the execucktive chair if you plan a hostile takeover

gex my beloved