Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯

An old one, but a good one.

F*cking Christo Fascists.
They make me sick.

Who?
Oh, is she still a thing?
I've stopped caring tbh.

First world problems.

Lots of people in politics should be unemployed, but the Tories are exceptionally bad at present.

Boris Johnson was the same.

I'm an atheist, but please God let it end soon.

I see that a lot.
I don't get it.
Same as people driving with their hoods up.

I watched three different traffic police programmes yesterday, consecutively.
Frightening.
A woman driving the wrong way down a motorway slip road. No valid UK licence.
An 82-year-old man with no car mot, no insurance and he hadn't renewed his licence.
Van driver - 34years without passing a test.

A grifter, whose brother is a nonce, welcoming a nonce.

Marmite

I had to have a brew first.
They were in her chair 😁

My other half has arrived at work without her reading glasses. I'm tasked with finding them.

If only.

He doesn't care and refuses to talk to anyone.

Yup.
I had the misfortune to watch Road House not realising he was in it 🤦🏻‍♂️

Their phone inside a football sock.
📱🧦🤕💥

Double standards, surely not?

Homemade soup and bread?

That's some slope.
House bricks behind your car's rear wheels if you're parked facing upwards!

No, but we have shut the living room window.
That's more to do with a near neighbour having a sonic cat deterrent, though.

I don't think I've ever seen it done wrong this way.

Theme for a US tv series brought to a tragic conclusion by an accidental firearms death on set.

In later years Fanning said she hated the role.

It could have been two parts.
It concentrated too much on the love triangle.

I managed 26½ years and mine wasn't great, but I stuck at it.

Old joke from the Fred Bassett cartoon strip.
They stop for water for the car radiator in Scotland and the woman charges them for it, etc.

I have the 📀 somewhere.
Verhoeven likes the same actors, one or two are in Total Recall as well.