Only 43 of more than 8,000 discharged from US military for refusing Covid vaccine have rejoined | CNN Politics Only 43 of the more than 8,000 US service members who were discharged from the military for refusing to be vaccinated against Covid-19 have sought to rejoin eight months after the vaccine mandate was ...

12 have returned to the Marines...

Roughly 8,200 service members were separated from the military over their refusal to take the COVID-19 vaccination.

Just how close to retirement were these 12?

www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...

You ask, "How did everything end up like this?"

Simple—decades of football and basketball coaches moonlighting as social studies teachers. Nothing like learning history from a guy who thinks Manifest Destiny was a play-action pass.

Woman Trying to Prove ‘Vegans Can Do Anything’ Dies on Mount Everest Two other people died on the mountain

time.com/4344556/moun...

She died doing what she loved doing: telling everyone she's vegan.

Trump orders likely to drive species’ extinction, wildlife advocates warn In addition to layoffs and hiring freezes, a ‘God squad’ can effectively veto ESA protections for endangered species

Trump orders likely to drive species’ extinction, wildlife advocates warn

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Heading for extinction:
Snarktopus
Meh-rkat
ProcrastiSloth
Karenconda
SpiteHawk

The "Die With Zero" retirement plan is perfect for those who break into a cold sweat every time they spend a dollar. After all, why leave behind a fortune when you can go out broke and victorious?

As for me? Well, I’ve already mastered the art of having exactly $0.00, so I’m way ahead of schedule.

Global Economic Conditions:
16. Exchange Rates
17. Inflation
18. Economic Growth 📈

Government & Policy Factors:
7. Revenue Needs
8. Trade Policy Goals
9. Retaliation Risks
10. International Agreements
11. Political Pressures
12. National Security

Industry-Specific Factors:
13. Infant Industry Protection
14. Job Protection
15. Supply Chain Complexity

Economic Factors:

1. Price Elasticity of Demand
2. Price Elasticity of Supply
3. Domestic Production Capacity
4. Comparative Advantage

5. Market Size & Competition
6. Substitutes Availability

Don't @ me about tariffs unless you're ready to discuss each one of these at nauseum while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and eating pickled quail eggs

If there are two things the market absolutely despises, it’s tariffs and instability.

So naturally, some genius 🤡 out there thought, “Hey, why not mix the two and see what happens?”

Spoiler: Nothing good.

Ah, that magical time of year when baseball fans get to bask in the eternal hope of a fresh season.

Well… most fans, anyway.

Meanwhile, A’s fans are on here, once again, marinating in their annual tradition of pure disgust.

a man in a red jacket is sitting in the cockpit of a futuristic vehicle .. ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in the cockpit of a futuristic vehicle ..

Some kid at work just replied to my email with "IGHT."

So, naturally, I spent 10 minutes of my time Googling what this cryptic nonsense meant—only to discover the little shit was just too lazy to type "alright."

Truly, the future of communication is in great hands.

Kids, there are other ways to spend your time that don't involve social media.

For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂

Meanwhile, Bernie’s out here, yet again, being the only one pretending to give a damn about human civilization.

Kamala? Hasn’t lifted a damn finger since the election—must be exhausting doing absolutely nothing.

Biden? The guy who drove us straight into this dystopian mess? Last we heard was a heartfelt “welcome home” before vanishing into the ether.

Mid & sus advice 4 yutes:

The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.

Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.

Oracle outage hits US Federal health records systems Big Red pushes restart button after users locked out of apps across Veterans Affairs hospitals, other govt departments

Oracle Takes a Sick Day:

VA Hospitals and Federal Health Records Left Unavailable, supposedly DOGE not involved. I have questions

www.theregister.com/2025/03/07/o...

#cops #police TikTok video by Tom Snake 🐍

If there are two things in this world that truly warm my heart, it’s my totally-not-data-mined, Chinese-owned TikTok account and watching cops crack down on actual innocent people just out trying to have a good time. Ah, the sweet smell of freedom!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XHeocw/

1.Were you born between 500-1500 A.D.
2. To this day, I do not understand "cis", {similar to √-2}???
3. Straight? Pick a better descriptor on the all-inclusive flag
4. White? You mean "Northern-European American" right!?!
5. Guy.... Finally understood one part

Words matter and hurt feelings too

My writting is so flawless that Grammerly has offically gave up. No more sugestions, no more corections—just pure admirashun. I even catched it trying to unistall itself like, “Nah, you got this champ.”

Guess I finaly intimadated an AI

Oh boy, this Christmas is gonna be one for the ages when the 🤡 finds out the Kennedy Center booked an entire Siberian orchestra and they’re all trans.

Popcorn, anyone? 🍿

stanley from south park is holding a purple gift box and saying yeah ALT: stanley from south park is holding a purple gift box and saying yeah

Lord, give me the good sense to let go of the crap I can’t fix,
The gumption to handle the mess I can,
And the wisdom to know when to shut my damn mouth ‘fore I make it worse.

Amen, y’all.

I want a cooking show where contestants sneak as much sawdust into the food as possible. Meanwhile, the diners are told it was lovingly prepared by leukemia patients. Let’s see just how far people will go to virtue signal before questioning why their steak tastes like a Home Depot aisle.

Fishermen kick off their tall tales with, “This one time…”

Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”

🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”

Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.

Anyone got Federal Judge Derrick K. Watson on speed dial? The man single-handedly blocked immigration law in '17 from a Hawaiian bench—surely, he can step in and stop Musk from committing the unspeakable crime of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.

Priorities, people!

My wife said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid mustache before we go on vacation? It's embarrassing."

I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.

Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...

By next election season, we could single-handedly fund every therapist in the country.

My foolproof plan to save civilization:

Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.

If you’re out here celebrating someone getting laid off — not fired, because that would at least imply 'cause' —congratulations, you’ve officially earned a punch in the throat.

Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.

apnews.com/article/trum...